Chords for The Moaning Myrtles - You can't speak snake lyrics
Tempo:
95.05 bpm
Chords used:
D
E
A
G
C#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#m]
[D] [A] [C#m]
[D] [A] Ron [C#m] can't speak [D] Parseltongue, instead he just looks really dumb.
[G] I'm floating [D] here and watching [E] him try.
[A] He's spinning, [C#m] hitching, stuttering, [D] and as usual blubbering.
[G] Now I'm laughing [D] so hard I [E] could cry.
He [G] said,
[D]
[E] [G] [D]
[E] I'm telling you [A] now!
[E] Monoraddle gives me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] his cantilevered snake.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a headache.
[A] So [E] just stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#m]
[D] [A] And [C#m] Granger's time is [D] spent hiding her embarrassment.
[G] Her [D] face is redder than [E] your hair.
[A] She doesn't [C#m] have advice to [D] give, so she's just being supportive.
[G] These two [D] make quite an [E] awkward pair.
[G] He said,
[D]
[E] [G] [D]
[E] [A] Don't [E] Monoraddle give me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] you can't speak snakes.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a [A] headache.
So just [E] stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#]
[C] You can't [C#] speak snakes.
[A] You can't [D] speak snakes.
[F#] You can't [B] speak snakes.
You can't [F#m] speak snakes.
[B] You can't speak snakes.
[D] I [A] started [C#m]
[D] making [G] out, what's so [D] gross I wanted to [E] throw up.
[A] So I ran [C#m] into my stall, [D] the place acts so bad after [G] all.
I heard a noise, [D] so then I looked [E] back up.
[G] The chamber [D] had been opened up [E] at last.
[G] Even [D] though this was a [E] test run.
[A] Good job [E] Ronald, let's bake a [D] cake with magic they're not so hard to [A] make.
I didn't [E] hear you, but you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] Let's throw a [E] party at the [D] lake, even though you are a [A] fake.
You [E] told me you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#m] [D] [E] [A]
[D] [A] [C#m]
[D] [A] Ron [C#m] can't speak [D] Parseltongue, instead he just looks really dumb.
[G] I'm floating [D] here and watching [E] him try.
[A] He's spinning, [C#m] hitching, stuttering, [D] and as usual blubbering.
[G] Now I'm laughing [D] so hard I [E] could cry.
He [G] said,
[D]
[E] [G] [D]
[E] I'm telling you [A] now!
[E] Monoraddle gives me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] his cantilevered snake.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a headache.
[A] So [E] just stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#m]
[D] [A] And [C#m] Granger's time is [D] spent hiding her embarrassment.
[G] Her [D] face is redder than [E] your hair.
[A] She doesn't [C#m] have advice to [D] give, so she's just being supportive.
[G] These two [D] make quite an [E] awkward pair.
[G] He said,
[D]
[E] [G] [D]
[E] [A] Don't [E] Monoraddle give me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] you can't speak snakes.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a [A] headache.
So just [E] stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#]
[C] You can't [C#] speak snakes.
[A] You can't [D] speak snakes.
[F#] You can't [B] speak snakes.
You can't [F#m] speak snakes.
[B] You can't speak snakes.
[D] I [A] started [C#m]
[D] making [G] out, what's so [D] gross I wanted to [E] throw up.
[A] So I ran [C#m] into my stall, [D] the place acts so bad after [G] all.
I heard a noise, [D] so then I looked [E] back up.
[G] The chamber [D] had been opened up [E] at last.
[G] Even [D] though this was a [E] test run.
[A] Good job [E] Ronald, let's bake a [D] cake with magic they're not so hard to [A] make.
I didn't [E] hear you, but you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] Let's throw a [E] party at the [D] lake, even though you are a [A] fake.
You [E] told me you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] [C#m] [D] [E] [A]
Key:
D
E
A
G
C#m
D
E
A
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] Ron [C#m] can't speak [D] Parseltongue, instead he just looks really dumb.
[G] I'm floating [D] here and watching [E] him try.
_ [A] He's spinning, [C#m] hitching, stuttering, [D] and as usual blubbering.
[G] Now I'm laughing [D] so hard I [E] could cry.
He [G] said,
_ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ I'm telling you [A] now!
[E] Monoraddle gives me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] his cantilevered snake.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a headache.
[A] So [E] just stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] And [C#m] Granger's time is [D] spent hiding her embarrassment.
[G] Her [D] face is redder than [E] your hair.
_ [A] She doesn't [C#m] have advice to [D] give, so she's just being supportive.
[G] These two [D] make quite an [E] awkward pair.
_ [G] He said,
_ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] Don't [E] Monoraddle give me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] you can't speak snakes.
_ [A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a [A] headache.
So just [E] stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ You can't [C#] speak snakes.
_ _ [A] You can't [D] speak snakes.
_ _ [F#] _ _ You can't [B] speak snakes.
_ _ _ _ You can't [F#m] speak snakes.
_ _ _ _ [B] You can't speak snakes.
[D] _ I [A] started [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ making [G] out, what's so [D] gross I wanted to [E] throw up.
_ [A] So I ran [C#m] into my stall, [D] the place acts so bad after [G] all.
I heard a noise, [D] so then I looked [E] back up.
_ [G] The chamber [D] had been opened up [E] at last.
_ _ [G] Even [D] though this was a [E] test run.
_ [A] Good job [E] Ronald, let's bake a [D] cake with magic they're not so hard to [A] make.
I didn't [E] hear you, but you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] Let's throw a [E] party at the [D] lake, even though you are a [A] fake.
You [E] told me you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] Ron [C#m] can't speak [D] Parseltongue, instead he just looks really dumb.
[G] I'm floating [D] here and watching [E] him try.
_ [A] He's spinning, [C#m] hitching, stuttering, [D] and as usual blubbering.
[G] Now I'm laughing [D] so hard I [E] could cry.
He [G] said,
_ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ I'm telling you [A] now!
[E] Monoraddle gives me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] his cantilevered snake.
[A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a headache.
[A] So [E] just stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
[A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] And [C#m] Granger's time is [D] spent hiding her embarrassment.
[G] Her [D] face is redder than [E] your hair.
_ [A] She doesn't [C#m] have advice to [D] give, so she's just being supportive.
[G] These two [D] make quite an [E] awkward pair.
_ [G] He said,
_ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] Don't [E] Monoraddle give me a [D] break, how much stupidity can we [A] take?
Remember you're [E] not Harry and [D] you can't speak snakes.
_ [A] You sound more [E] venom than [D] Drake, and you're giving me a [A] headache.
So just [E] stop trying cause you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ You can't [C#] speak snakes.
_ _ [A] You can't [D] speak snakes.
_ _ [F#] _ _ You can't [B] speak snakes.
_ _ _ _ You can't [F#m] speak snakes.
_ _ _ _ [B] You can't speak snakes.
[D] _ I [A] started [C#m] _ _
[D] _ _ making [G] out, what's so [D] gross I wanted to [E] throw up.
_ [A] So I ran [C#m] into my stall, [D] the place acts so bad after [G] all.
I heard a noise, [D] so then I looked [E] back up.
_ [G] The chamber [D] had been opened up [E] at last.
_ _ [G] Even [D] though this was a [E] test run.
_ [A] Good job [E] Ronald, let's bake a [D] cake with magic they're not so hard to [A] make.
I didn't [E] hear you, but you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] Let's throw a [E] party at the [D] lake, even though you are a [A] fake.
You [E] told me you [D] can't speak snakes.
_ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _