Chords for The Mikado - Little List Song - Lyric Theatre June 2010
Tempo:
141 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Bb
Ab
D
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I am happy to think that there will be no difficulty in finding plenty of people whose loss
will be a distinct gain to society at large.
[Bb] [Eb]
[Bb] [Eb] [F]
[Bb] [Eb] [Bb]
As someday it may happen that a victim must be [Eb] found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
[Bb] of society offenders who might well be underground,
[Eb] and who never [Bb] would be missed, [F] who never [Bb] would be missed.
[Eb] There's the pestilential [Ab] nuisances who email you [F] with spam,
like papers from Nigeria [C] whose donor didn't scan,
[Bb] the loudmouth [Eb] TV dieticians yelling that you're fat,
[G] they'll sell you some concoction that'll slim you just like that,
[Db] the telephone [D] solicitors who simply won't desist,
[Eb] they'd none of them [Bb] be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
He's got them [Gm] on the list, he's got [Eb] them on the list,
and they'll none [Ab] of them be missed, [Eb] no, none [Bb] of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] There's the operetta singer and the others of his race,
[Eb] the off-pit soloist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who smoke cigarettes and [Ab] pop them in your [Bb] face,
they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
[Eb]
The CEO who runs his [Ab] enterprise into the ground,
[Bb] but walks away with millions [F] when the home affair is found,
[Bb] all fat cats [Eb] working Wall Street and the bonuses they flout,
[G] and the [Cm] idiotic senators who helped to bail them [A] out,
and that singular [D] anomaly, the subprime mortgagist,
[Eb] I don't [Bb] think he'd be missed, I'm sure he'll not be missed.
He's got them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
and I'm hoping they'll be [Bb] missed, I'm sure they'll not [Eb] be missed.
[D] And the people who pollute TV with shows that they contrive,
[Eb] the exhibitionist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who cause accidents when [Eb] texting while they [Bb] drive,
they'd rather them be missed, I wish they'd all desist.
[Eb] The talk show host who claims [Ab] to be so balanced and so fair,
[Eb] but never is objective [Cm] when his show is on [Gb] the air,
Montgomery [Eb] Theatre renovators cancelling our shows,
[G] just how this place will look next year, well, heaven only knows.
[A] And all the [D] social Twitter, [A] Facebook, [D] MySpace, Spencerists,
[Eb] I don't think [Bb] they'd be missed, they'd rather them be missed.
You may put [Eb] them on the list, you may put them [Eb] on the list,
and none of [Ab] them be missed, no, [Bb] none of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] [Eb]
[N]
will be a distinct gain to society at large.
[Bb] [Eb]
[Bb] [Eb] [F]
[Bb] [Eb] [Bb]
As someday it may happen that a victim must be [Eb] found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
[Bb] of society offenders who might well be underground,
[Eb] and who never [Bb] would be missed, [F] who never [Bb] would be missed.
[Eb] There's the pestilential [Ab] nuisances who email you [F] with spam,
like papers from Nigeria [C] whose donor didn't scan,
[Bb] the loudmouth [Eb] TV dieticians yelling that you're fat,
[G] they'll sell you some concoction that'll slim you just like that,
[Db] the telephone [D] solicitors who simply won't desist,
[Eb] they'd none of them [Bb] be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
He's got them [Gm] on the list, he's got [Eb] them on the list,
and they'll none [Ab] of them be missed, [Eb] no, none [Bb] of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] There's the operetta singer and the others of his race,
[Eb] the off-pit soloist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who smoke cigarettes and [Ab] pop them in your [Bb] face,
they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
[Eb]
The CEO who runs his [Ab] enterprise into the ground,
[Bb] but walks away with millions [F] when the home affair is found,
[Bb] all fat cats [Eb] working Wall Street and the bonuses they flout,
[G] and the [Cm] idiotic senators who helped to bail them [A] out,
and that singular [D] anomaly, the subprime mortgagist,
[Eb] I don't [Bb] think he'd be missed, I'm sure he'll not be missed.
He's got them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
and I'm hoping they'll be [Bb] missed, I'm sure they'll not [Eb] be missed.
[D] And the people who pollute TV with shows that they contrive,
[Eb] the exhibitionist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who cause accidents when [Eb] texting while they [Bb] drive,
they'd rather them be missed, I wish they'd all desist.
[Eb] The talk show host who claims [Ab] to be so balanced and so fair,
[Eb] but never is objective [Cm] when his show is on [Gb] the air,
Montgomery [Eb] Theatre renovators cancelling our shows,
[G] just how this place will look next year, well, heaven only knows.
[A] And all the [D] social Twitter, [A] Facebook, [D] MySpace, Spencerists,
[Eb] I don't think [Bb] they'd be missed, they'd rather them be missed.
You may put [Eb] them on the list, you may put them [Eb] on the list,
and none of [Ab] them be missed, no, [Bb] none of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] [Eb]
[N]
Key:
Eb
Bb
Ab
D
F
Eb
Bb
Ab
_ I am happy to think that there will be no difficulty in finding plenty of people whose loss
_ will be a distinct gain to society at large.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb]
As someday it may happen that a victim must be [Eb] found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
[Bb] of society offenders who might well be underground,
[Eb] and who never [Bb] would be missed, [F] who never [Bb] would be missed.
[Eb] There's the pestilential [Ab] nuisances who email you [F] with spam,
like papers from Nigeria [C] whose donor didn't scan,
[Bb] the loudmouth [Eb] TV dieticians yelling that you're fat,
[G] they'll sell you some concoction that'll slim you just like that,
[Db] the telephone [D] solicitors who simply won't desist,
[Eb] they'd none of them [Bb] be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
He's got them [Gm] on the list, he's got [Eb] them on the list,
and they'll none [Ab] of them be missed, [Eb] no, none [Bb] of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] _ There's the operetta singer and the others of his race,
[Eb] the off-pit soloist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who smoke cigarettes and [Ab] pop them in your [Bb] face,
they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
[Eb]
The CEO who runs his [Ab] enterprise into the ground,
[Bb] but walks away with millions [F] when the home affair is found,
[Bb] all fat cats [Eb] working Wall Street and the bonuses they flout,
[G] and the [Cm] idiotic senators who helped to bail them [A] out,
and that singular [D] anomaly, the subprime mortgagist,
[Eb] I don't [Bb] think he'd be missed, I'm sure he'll not be missed.
He's got them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
and I'm hoping they'll be [Bb] missed, I'm sure they'll not [Eb] be missed.
[D] _ And the people who pollute TV with shows that they contrive,
[Eb] the _ exhibitionist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who cause accidents when [Eb] texting while they [Bb] drive,
they'd rather them be missed, I wish they'd all desist.
[Eb] The talk show host who claims [Ab] to be so balanced and so fair,
[Eb] but never is objective [Cm] when his show is on [Gb] the air,
Montgomery [Eb] Theatre _ renovators cancelling our shows,
[G] just how this place will look next year, well, heaven only knows.
[A] And all the [D] social Twitter, [A] Facebook, [D] MySpace, Spencerists,
[Eb] I don't think [Bb] they'd be missed, they'd rather them be missed.
You may put [Eb] them on the list, you may put them [Eb] on the list,
and none of [Ab] them be missed, no, [Bb] none of them [Eb] be missed.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ will be a distinct gain to society at large.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb]
As someday it may happen that a victim must be [Eb] found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
[Bb] of society offenders who might well be underground,
[Eb] and who never [Bb] would be missed, [F] who never [Bb] would be missed.
[Eb] There's the pestilential [Ab] nuisances who email you [F] with spam,
like papers from Nigeria [C] whose donor didn't scan,
[Bb] the loudmouth [Eb] TV dieticians yelling that you're fat,
[G] they'll sell you some concoction that'll slim you just like that,
[Db] the telephone [D] solicitors who simply won't desist,
[Eb] they'd none of them [Bb] be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
He's got them [Gm] on the list, he's got [Eb] them on the list,
and they'll none [Ab] of them be missed, [Eb] no, none [Bb] of them [Eb] be missed.
[Bb] _ There's the operetta singer and the others of his race,
[Eb] the off-pit soloist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who smoke cigarettes and [Ab] pop them in your [Bb] face,
they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
[Eb]
The CEO who runs his [Ab] enterprise into the ground,
[Bb] but walks away with millions [F] when the home affair is found,
[Bb] all fat cats [Eb] working Wall Street and the bonuses they flout,
[G] and the [Cm] idiotic senators who helped to bail them [A] out,
and that singular [D] anomaly, the subprime mortgagist,
[Eb] I don't [Bb] think he'd be missed, I'm sure he'll not be missed.
He's got them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
and I'm hoping they'll be [Bb] missed, I'm sure they'll not [Eb] be missed.
[D] _ And the people who pollute TV with shows that they contrive,
[Eb] the _ exhibitionist, I've got him on the list,
[Bb] the people who cause accidents when [Eb] texting while they [Bb] drive,
they'd rather them be missed, I wish they'd all desist.
[Eb] The talk show host who claims [Ab] to be so balanced and so fair,
[Eb] but never is objective [Cm] when his show is on [Gb] the air,
Montgomery [Eb] Theatre _ renovators cancelling our shows,
[G] just how this place will look next year, well, heaven only knows.
[A] And all the [D] social Twitter, [A] Facebook, [D] MySpace, Spencerists,
[Eb] I don't think [Bb] they'd be missed, they'd rather them be missed.
You may put [Eb] them on the list, you may put them [Eb] on the list,
and none of [Ab] them be missed, no, [Bb] none of them [Eb] be missed.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
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