Chords for The Marty Stuart Show: Season One Bloopers!

_ When Marty Stewart began his professional career back in 1972, he
started taking his camera everywhere he went.
The Sultan of Goodletsville, the
most popular man in country music, Dwayne.
I gotta do it again.
You [A] _
_ _ _ think I could
get a quick drink before I start this?
Of what?
Water.
Water.
We need water for [N] Leroy. _ _ _ _ _
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That whole front row, you couldn't get $40 [Db] for everyone in it.
_ [C] I heard the noise, [G] I saw the [C] fight.
The watchman was a-runnin' round, so dang [G] dang. _
[N] What _ happened?
I just got tongue-tied.
My baby Connie Smith and the United States
Air Force is gonna join us.
Come by and see us.
_ _ Boy, A-Cup had [Ebm] a great record on it. _ _ _ _ _
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Oh, great job right there.
Weren't we gonna have applause there on that?
No applause, mind.
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Listen, won't you brother, have you heard or don't you know?
There's a train that's full of glory, [Bb] will you la-la-la [Eb]-la-la?
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_ [Eb] _ _ Laugh, everybody. That's [C] right.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Eb] _ Alright, well.
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_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Eb] I'm sorry.
_ _ I [Bb] think Connie's been in [Cm] Lester's [D] jug.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] Thank _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ you ladies and gentlemen for watching the Marty's- I'm sorry, which
camera am I on?
This one?
_ _ _ [Am] The light's dead.
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_ [B] Is that okay?
_ _ Yeah.
The music business will never be the same. _ _
There's a lot of [Db] strange _ men _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ in cell block ten.
Hi everybody, I'm Marty Stewart, the secret password to this week's Marty Show.
_ [Eb] _ _ Get in there! _
_ _ _ _ What you gonna talk about anymore?
_ I got the truck driver's blues and you're making me dance.
Me and the fabulous appellas, that's right, one more time. _
_ Should've took the first one, right Ralph?
[Em] I need to redo [Gm] that.
Is [B] Ralph ever [C]-
[A] _ [Ebm] _ _ [F] Home _ [Bb] of traditional country _ music.
Yeah. _
[G] _ _ Wait [C] with _ patience for the dawn.
I gotta do it [F] again, I need some water.
_ Thank you very [E] much. _ _
_ _ [N] Somebody say nothing. _
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_ Yes sir.
Hey, we done did, it's gone. _
It's gone Eddie, it's over with.
That's where John Henry worked and died up there too, as a matter of fact.
Yes sir.
Boy, you do first rate work every time.
Thank you Eddie and I love your tie.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Thank you for Eddie Stubbs, _ pleasure to see you sir.
Good to see you Marty, how are you?
I'm great.
_ Hard to not notice that bow tie, you look mighty sharp today.
Thank you.
We could sell advertisement from here to here though.
Miss Wanda, do you like Eddie Stubbs' bow tie?
_ Pretty sharp, huh?
_ Well, you ask me?
Yeah.
_ I think he's sharp.
But you don't like his bow tie?
I kind of prefer the other tie.
Take it off Stubbs. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [D] We _ _ _ gotta _ [G] _ _ _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [N] _ do it again?
_ Oh, that was precious.
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_ _ [E] I needed that. _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ That's the first time he's ever done that, I've known him 32 years.
_ [Em] I gotta do it one more time, sorry.
It's [N] the first show of the year, we gotta do it one more time. _ _ _ _ _
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I'm a war preacher.
_ Good Lord.
_ I tell you what I do. _
_ _ _ _ Well I quit.
_ Well I _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] quit [Bb] _ [G] my singing and I work [N] on the building too. _ _ _
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_ _ [Bbm] _ It took me long, I'm sorry, one more time.
_ [Db] _ I [B] wouldn't let him do that.
[G] Never.
[Em] No fair [C] anymore, did you see that?
Yeah.
Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms.
[G] _
[N] _ _ Now _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [C] _ the [F] champagne's about to rain,
_ [G] _ Rollin' in my sweet [C] baby's arms.
That's it. _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ Have a way, poor kid.
With you, Sunday morning's gonna be, yep. _
Sounds like I need to go to church after that one. _
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_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ Ralph [D] _
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_ Emery, _ _ [N] thank you.
I love you too. _ _ _ _
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Hi, I'm Marty Stewart. _ _ _
One _ _ more time. _ _
_ I got it now.
All right, come on.
_ Five, four, [G] three, two.
_ Hi, I'm Marty Stewart and the secret password to get inside of this Marty Stewart, forget it.
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