The Main Character (Live at The Vermont Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA) Chords

_ Anyway, um, oh, here's [Cm] the song.
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I'm that _ first person they [F] talk about, not the most. _ _ _
[C] I'm that _ [Gm] perspective you [F] cannot doubt.
See how I love _ _
[C] control the _ [D] narrative [F] reliably.
_ Maybe it's all about me. _ _
[C] And I wrote the [Am] book about [Bb] throwing the book at [F] those who don't do it by it. _
[E] So now I'm holding myself hostage [Am] Stockholm lust just looks like justice [E] and enough lefts don't make the right but [Am] two wrongs do.
Oh [Db] man, Sun Tzu would love [Dm] this.
Feeding my [A] dead high horse off the [B] high road to low ground.
Cause [F] if you shake your [G] fist at snakes and grass, [C] it looks like punching [Bb] down.
_ So [F] God forbid [G] I'm seen just as an [Em] average [Am] human being.
I mean, [F] imagine if [G] protagonists [C] just died in the [G] first seat.
_ [F] I'm the [G] gap between a [E] tragedy and [Am] comedy.
Don't come [Fm] at me.
I'm the main character.
[G] If you have to like me, _
[C] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ [Gm] _ [Fm] _
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[C] _ _ blood armor [F] from NBC's.
[Am] Well, they ought to me. _ _
[C] Try to Rose trades, chummers, [F] trinkets and dreams.
It's our next P.
So [C] look in the sky.
[Am] It's a bird.
[C] It's a plane.
No, it's [Eb] super [F]
ego.
The underdog gets you full.
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Villains are everywhere.
_ [Bb] That's how [G] I know that I'm the hero.
_ _ _ [E] So Tommy to the train tracks.
Naveen's not me.
Twist your mustache.
Not you.
It's bad enough.
[Am] Ignore at least bad enough.
The way [Dm] that you get off.
[G] That's done.
You're [C] darling.
The licks in [Am] high collars.
And [G] I am smart.
[C] I'm with a ray gun and a [D] tweet.
So [F] God forbid [G] I'm seen just as [C] an average [Am] human being.
I mean, [F] imagine if [G] protagonists [C] just died in the first [G] scene.
[F] I'm the gap between a [E] tragedy and comedy.
Don't [Fm] come at me.
I'm the main [C] character.
And you have to like me.
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_ _ _ _ _ [G] So [E] judge me by what my cover shows.
[Am] Of the becomes beyond reproach.
You don't [E] know the pros are if the spine is [Am] still intact.
[A] _ [Dm] Oh, like Alice fell [G] 200.
[C] So took [Am] my overtainment [F] and bolded my [G] demand to live by [C] alternative [Bb] facts. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Her Majesty.
_ Rest in peace.
[G] Sister woman.
_ _ _ [C] Demand a [B] standard [Am] of loyalty.
[C] [F] An agreement to be [G] reverent.
[C] Lick the Emperor's [G] new boots.
[F] The court fool got [G] the guillotine.
[Ab] The witch is the stake.
[Am] You the dopamine.
[Fm] And Siemens made the Zyklon B.
[C] And we all still get the flu.
_ [F] We all do what we [G] need to to get [C] through. _ _
_ It's nothing new.
[F] But I ain't [G] done a fucking [C] thing to you.
[F] So God [G] forbid I'm seen [C] just as an average human [Am] being.
I mean, imagine [G] if protagonists [C] lacked any evil [G] scheme.
I'm the king of [E] tragedy and [Am] comedy.
Don't [F] come at me.
I'm the main character [G] and you [C] have to like me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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