Miss Macclesfield Chords by Macc Lads

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She was [B] the perfect woman, she [A] were my kind of a [F#] bird
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[B] Cos she stayed in the kitchen [A] and she never said [F#] a word
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[G#m] had real big tits [E] and a lovely _ [F#] sloppable ass
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[G#m] Well now she's into _ [C#m] barbecues and [D#] wine but _ _ _ _
_ [B] I used to [E] go out with her, [F#] cos she cooked me all [E] me meals
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[B] _ Then one day [E] she made it big [F#] when she won Miss _ [B] Macclesfield
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_ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] married an Italian [A] just cos he [F#] were posh
_ [E] _ _ [F#] _ [B] And he only mooned in Brussels [A] and he played a bitter [F#] squash _
_ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] Next she wed [E] an ale baron [F#] who'd come from _ [E] Lancashire
[F#] _ _ [G#m] But he wasn't rich, [C#m] he were just [D#] another _ Wigan theatre
[G#] _ _ [B] Oh I used to [E] go out with her, cos [F#] she cooked me all me [E] meals
[F#] _ [B] Then one day she [E] made it big when [F#] she won Miss _ [B] Macclesfield
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[E] get fed up of the meat and one [G] day she'll come back _ _ _ _
[B] Cos she knows that all the real men live [F#] in Mac _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated [G] living with _ doffs _ _ _
[B] She'll show a slipper at length and then I'll tell [F#] her
_ _ _ FUCK OFF!
_ [B] _ I [E] used to go out with her, cos [F#] she kept an ass-picker [E] grub _
[F#] [B] She may have [E] been a beauty queen but [F#] I'd rather go [A] down [B] the thub
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_ _ [E] _ [F#] Miss _ [B] Macclesfield, [A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _
_ _ [E] _ [F#] Miss [B] Macclesfield _
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