Chords for The Lone Slim Shady - Caravan Palace vs. Eminem (Mashup)

[N] _ _ [Bbm] _ May I [C] have your [Fm] attention please?
[Bbm] May I have your attention [Gm] please?
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_ [Bbm] _ Will [Db] the real Slim Shady please [Fm] stand up?
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_ _ _ _ [Fm] We're gonna have a problem here.
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_ [Db] _ _ _ I'm a real slim [Fm] bitch bitch.
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_ [Db] _ _ And [Cm] I'm a real slim bitch bitch.
Y'all act like [Bbm] you've never seen a white person before.
Jaws on the floor like Pam like Tommy [F] just burstin' a door.
We [Bb] started whoopin' her ass first [Db] and before they persuaded [Gm] for it.
Sewin' her over [F] furniture.
It's the return [Bbm] of the-
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think [F] he did, did he?
And [Bbm] now he's racist?
He said, nothing you idiot, it's Dr.
Dre's dad.
He's [Fm] locked in my basement.
[Eb] Feminists, women love Eminem.
[Db] Slim Shady, I'm sick [F] of him.
Look at him, walkin' around, rappin' and you [Db] know what?
Slimmin' and you know who.
Yeah, but he's [Bbm] so cute though.
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head, Lou.
But no worse than what's goin' on in your [F] parents' bedroom.
Sometimes you wanna get on [Db] TV and just let loose.
But [Cm] can't, cause it's cool for Tom Green [F] to hump a dead moose.
My bum [Db] is on your lips, my bum is on your lips.
And if I'm not, I might give it [F] a little kiss.
And [Bbm] that's the message that we deliver to little kids.
You can expect [Gm] them not to know what a woman's [Fm] f***ing is.
Of course [Bbm] they're gonna know what it is.
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery [F] Channel.
Don't they [Bbm] sing like mammals?
Well, [Db] some of us can't, or some of us are [Fm] like animals.
[Db] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes,
then there's a reason that a man and [F] another man can't elope.
[Bbm] Don't you feel like I feel [Ab] like I think antidopes?
When they wave your pantyhose, sing [Fm] the chorus and it goes.
[Db] I'm Slim Shady if I'm the real Shady.
Only for the [C] Slim Shadys that just demonstrating.
So all the [Db] real Slim Shady, please stand up.
Stand up, please [F] stand up.
[Db] I'm Slim Shady if I'm the real Shady.
Only for [C] the Slim Shadys that just demonstrating.
So all [Db] the real Slim Shadys, please stand [Fm] up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
_ [Bb] Skidoo!
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_ [Db] _ [Bb] Skidoo!
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_ [Db] _ Skidoo!
_ [Fm] _ _ _
_ _ [Db] Skidoo!
Skidoo!
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Well, Smith don't gotta [F] cuss in his raps to sell records.
Well, I do.
So, [Fm] Cameron, you [Bbm] too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you b***hes can't even stomach me.
Let alone [Fm] stand me.
But, Slim, what if you win?
Wouldn't it be weird?
[Eb] Why?
You guys can [Ab] just lie
to get me here, [Db] so you can sit me [Bbm] here next
Britney Spears, Tina Aguilera [C] better twist me tears
[F] So I can sit next to [Db] Farth and Daly and Fred Dirt
Me and Mark, you over who she gave me [Fm] to first
[Db] Put me on blast on MTV, yeah, you cute
But I think it's Mary and Kim, yeah, me
[F] I could download her [Db] audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem
[Fm] Ah, I'm sick of you little girl and boy
What you do with an audience
Though I [Ab] had been sitting here to destroy you
And there's a [Gm] million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f*** like me
[Bbm] Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
[Cm] Just might be the [F] next best thing, but not quite me
So [Db] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real [Bbm] Shady
If you are the Slim Shady, [C] then just in my [Fm] face
For all the real [Db] Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, [F] please stand up
I'm Slim [Db] Shady, yes, I'm the real [Bbm] Shady
If you are the Slim [C] Shady, then just in my [F] face
For all the real [Db] Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand [F] up, please stand [Fm] up
I got a grip to [Bb] listen to
Cause I'm only giving you things to joke [C] about with your friends
Inside your [Fm] living room, the only difference [Bbm] is I got the balls
To say it in front of y'all, and I don't [C] gotta be false
Or [Fm] sugarcoated at all
I [Bbm] just get on the mic and spit [Db] it
And whether you like to [C] admit it
I just f*** [Fm] better than 90% of [Bbm] you rappers out here
[Db] Then you wonder how can kids [C] eat up these albums
Like, f***, it's funny
Cause [Bbm] at the rate I'm going, when I'm [Ab] 30
I'll be the only [C] person in the nursing home [Fm] flirting
Bitch, a nurse's [Bbm] ass is what I'm f***in' with
[Fm] Jurgens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single [Bbm] person is a Slim Shady [Db] lurking
He could be working at [C] Burger King
Spitting on your [Fm] onion rings
[Bbm] Or in the parking lot circling
[Db] Screaming, I don't give a f***
What it's when you down and the [Fm] system up
So, all the real Shady, [Bbm] please stand up
With [Db] one of those fingers or a keychain, [F] duh
You'll be proud to be [Bb] out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can
[Fm] How's it going?
I'm Slim [Db] Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just [F] demarcating
For what the real [Db] Slim Shady
Please stand [Bb] up, please stand up, please stand [Fm] up
I'm Slim [Db] Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just [Fm] demarcating
For what the real [Db] Slim Shady
Please stand [Bb] up, please stand up, please stand [Fm] up
I'm Slim [Db] Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just [Fm] demarcating
For what the real Slim Shady
Please stand [Bbm] up, please stand up, please stand [F] up
I'm Slim [Db] Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim [C] Shadys are just demarcating
For what the real [Db] Slim Shady
Please stand up, [Eb] please stand up, please stand [Fm] up
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