Chords for The Life Of A Troubadour

_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ [D#] _ [C#m] _
_ _ [B] _ [C#m] _ _ _ [F#m] _ [C#m]
Clean up the dungeon, the king is home You know he's gonna wanna [D#] hear another [C#m] sing
along Bring the crown downstairs in the blingy robe
Puss or the jewels, man [D#] he can't leave [C#m] them things alone
He said the crown looks mush, is he wrong?
Doesn't matter, [D#] grapes on [C#m] the platter I was with the princess last night after the
mad hatter [C#] got [C#m] mad at her Man I don't want the throne, the woman's a
disaster I'm just gonna [D#] bag her a [C#m] couple more pounds
then I give her back, he can have her Here, help me with the ladder _
I've been [B] feeling under pressure, _ [E] _
baby [C#m] Got [A] me feeling these [B] feels [C#m] inside
I've been [B] feeling under pressure, _ _ [E]
[C#m] baby Got [A] me feeling these [B] feels [C#m] inside
_ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m]
I'ma have to ride this horse till springtime Should've never [F#m] drank all the [C#m] king's wine
Cause when I woke up I was still wearing my wig
I [B] walked down the [C#m] hall Saw the king's head it was next to the pig's
[D#] crown and [C#m] all And guess what, the blood's on [C#] my table
See ya [C#m] later, if I don't disappear They're gonna put me in charge of this shit
And [F#m] I just wanna [C#m] play my guitar for this bitch
Oh yeah, I took the princess too She's a stage 5 clinger
Poppy thinks I'ma give her a ring on her [D#] finger
[C#m] But fuck that shit All these princess bitches just wanna fuck a
singer [D#] [C#m] And the singer just wants to sing
Fuck I'm getting tired My [D#m] saddle's too [C#m] small and my legs are on fire
I haven't [F] eaten in days, I wanna go home This bitch drank all my wine and there's no
smoke And I know, and I know that your family's
all [D#] dead [C#m] But what the fuck were they feeding you?
Hogheads, [C#] fat bitch, matter of [C#m] fact, get off the horse
[F] Yeah, I'll be right back _ _ [C#m] _ _
On my own now with the stupid horse
The life of a troubadour
I've been [B] feeling under pressure, _ [E] _
baby [C#m] _ _ [A] Got me feeling these [B] feels [C#m] inside
I've been [B] feeling under pressure, _ [E] _
[C#m] baby Got [A] me feeling these [B] feels [C#] inside
_ [B] Uh-huh, _ yeah
[C#m] _
Killed the king with that drunk singer's sword
Where's the princess, [F#m] Oliver?
Bring [C#m] her forward
The king had no sons, so now the throne's mine
Once I bagged the princess, [D#m] I'm in the [C#m] bloodline Talk to me, Oliver
I've been searching up and down The princess of yours is nowhere [F#m] to be [C#m] found
Jack saw her leave at the crack of dawn And guess what?
She was on the troubadour's arm
Now Oliver, you gotta be kidding me Two nights ago I fucked her till my [D#] dick broke
[C#m] One night, one fight, and she's gone This a sick joke?
And for a motherfucking singer?
Oh no, oh no
I'm the mad adder If she ain't fucking with me
Then nobody [D#] else could [C#m] ever I'ma find him even if it means
Searching all Liverpool Tie a horse to each [D#] limb
And let [C#] him pull
_ [F#] Huh, giddy up
[B] _ [C#m]
There he is I see him
We meet again [D#] Where's the [C#m] woman?
I left her twenty miles back in the mountains I'd be very surprised [B] if she's still [C#m] alive
Going up Peter's Pass This time of year would be ill-advised, ill [D#]-advised
[C#m]
Honestly, I didn't love her I only love being alone
But I need her [D#] for the [C#m] throne
Fuck the throne, man, it's too much work People hanging on every single [F#m] goddamn word
[C#m] Enough, tie him up, I got an idea right now
Give me my dagger Put [D#] an apple in [C#m] his mouth
I ain't gonna leave you here to starve out I'ma slice your fingers off, play guitar [F#m] now
[C#m] Take his little tambourine too What's he gonna use it for?
The death of a tuba dog
I've been [B] feeling under pressure
_ [E] Baby
[C#m] Got [A] _ me feeling these feels [B] [C#m] inside
I've been [B] feeling under pressure
_ [E] _
Baby
_ [A] Got me feeling these feels inside
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_ _ [F#] _ _ [F] _ _ [A#] _ _
[G#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _