Chords for The LEGO Movie 2 - Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish (Lyrics)

[B] _ _ _ _ _ Oh no, are we in a musical?
Hello _ friends, my name is Queen Weredra one of thee.
Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil [D] queens.
[G] You've read about it in [D] fairy tales or [F#] seen in the movies.
[B] And there's no reason at all [G] to be [F#] suspicious [B] of me. _ _
_ I _ won't lie, it sounds like very suspicious that you're leading the guest.
I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans.
[D] No [B] ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can.
[G] I wanna shower you with [D] gifts, cause I'm [F#] selfless and sweet.
[B] So there's no reason at all to [G] be [F#] suspicious of [G] Queen _ [Bm] Weredra one of thee.
[D] The least evil queen [A] in history.
[G] And if you do [Bm] not believe me, I [D] totally won't imprison [A] your family.
Cause [G] I'd be evil, and [F#] that's so [B] not me. _ _
_ _ _ Really, because I'm getting super evil vibes here.
_ _ [Bm] Sini, do you like spaceships?
Cause I think they are great.
How do you know that?
Loving spaceships is my one defining trait.
[G] Well now my good friend, you can build [D] the spaceship [F#] of your dreams.
On [G] your very own planet with your [D] own spaceship building scene.
_ [G] Come on, do not fall [D] for that. Wild style!
[F#] Haven't you [Bm] heard?
There's no reason at all to [G] be suspicious [F#] _ [B] of her. _
Yes, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen.
Yes, well I'm not buying [Bm] it.
That'll be a pirate without a ship that's so cool.
It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a spool.
[G] Even her metaphors are suspicious.
[D] I've got a [F#] surprise for you.
[G] A planet that's really a pirate ship [D] in the [F#m] population of [Bm] crew.
Her story checks out.
She's cool, not evil.
What about me?
You and a kitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot.
Time's up by infinity.
Woohoo!
[G] And Batman.
Don't try it [D] lady, I [F#] told you anything.
Oh [G] I know, that's why I'm going to give [D] you half of [F#] everything.
Oh, [B] like really everything?
Everything, everything.
She's rad, this [G] chick gets me.
Here are some other adjectives people [Bm] use to describe [B] me.
_ Untuplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, _ unnasty.
You're clearly just adding un to words that describe [G] you.
Who me?
I'm queen.
Whatever _ [Bm]
I wanna be.
I [D] never trick people [A] into trusting me.
[G] By hiding my true [Bm]
personality.
So [D] I can use it to accomplish [A] my evil deeds.
Does [G] that mean evil?
And [F#] that is so not me.
[G] I never cheat, I never [A] bribe, I never scheme, I never lie.
[Bm] And that wasn't a lie when I said just now [D] that I never lie.
Cause I never lie.
[G] And I never laugh when children cry.
[A] And I never poison enemies of mine.
[Bm] And I never cry when I'm alone at night.
[D] Cause I'm not sad, I love my life.
[G] I'm getting off track, let me get back [F#] to the point.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] I'm queen.
Whatever [Bm] I wanna be.
I'm [D] only the evil person [A] you'll ever meet.
[G] And if you make eye [Bm] contact with me, I [D] totally won't have you executed [A] immediately.
Cause it's [G] a bad thing.
Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil.
And [F#] that's so _ _ _ not me. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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