Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - Shopping SOS
Tempo:
85.9 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh, I hate shopping!
Well I've been working non-stop, I've been slaving all week
Doing overtime on foreigners to make ends meet
But now it's Saturday afternoon, a time to unwind
Have a can, watch the telly, a bit of me [G] time
And the wife's getting restless, I've seen this [D] before
She said, he's perspired
And she's heading for the [A] door
The thought of what's coming makes me start to [D] shiver
She wants to go out shopping and I've got to go with her Urgh!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being [D] abused
She wants to drag me round the shops
[Am] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told it's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
You're just picking stuff up and rubbing it, you're not even going to buy it
Put it back!
Put it back!
It's a terrible fate, suffered by us blokes
Being dragged by the wife round Cheshire Oaks
Or it could be the Arndale, I've still got the blues
Cos she's got me sat in Dulce's trying to buy her new [G] shoes
Why do you need shoes?
For love I need a [D] treat
You've got fifty pairs of shoes at home, you've only got two [A] feet
I'm not getting through
She wants to buy a dress
So [D] this agony continues down in M&S
Principals?
There's no bloody principals at those prices
Then shouldn't this shopping?
It's a disgrace
I say, down with Debenhams and no more faffing
It's no laughing matter
This ain't no joke
Cos I want to stay in and watch football [G] focus Fellas?
Yeah!
We've got Futmeca [D] stands
Say no to shopping and yes to [A] grandstand
Show her who's boss
She just needs [D] Telly, she can go on her own
You're staying in with Jeff Stelly
I'm staying here
I'm staying here!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me round the shops
[A] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told
It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
I could get you the same thing that CJ uses for three quid
Put it back
I could murder a pint down the dog and ducks
The body sperm of the shame of going into new luck
I'm marooned on River Island
I feel like dying
Rock bottom in Topshop
I've missed F1 [G] qualifying
We've no money
It's all been [D] spent
She buys her store cards
Her TPR's at 38 [A]%
We've been out for hours
And she still wants [D] more
There's no chance of getting back for final score
Will I ever wake up from this terrible dream?
If I see another changing room I'll scream
It's hell for us blokes
And it's never ending
Superdrug's not super when she just keeps [G] spending Next!
Topshop!
Evans!
[D] Monsoon!
If I never have the pleasure it'll be too soon
[A] All you ladies out there
You don't [D] understand
It's cruelty to me and every other husband Yeah!
Course you don't look fat in it
[G] This is a shop in SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me around the shops
[A] I just wanna stay [G] home
But she won't be told
[D] It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old Come on!
We'll pop in for one of them Millie's cookies
Get the sour taste of shopping out my mouth Come on!
What?
How much?
For a biscuit?
Forget it!
Well I've been working non-stop, I've been slaving all week
Doing overtime on foreigners to make ends meet
But now it's Saturday afternoon, a time to unwind
Have a can, watch the telly, a bit of me [G] time
And the wife's getting restless, I've seen this [D] before
She said, he's perspired
And she's heading for the [A] door
The thought of what's coming makes me start to [D] shiver
She wants to go out shopping and I've got to go with her Urgh!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being [D] abused
She wants to drag me round the shops
[Am] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told it's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
You're just picking stuff up and rubbing it, you're not even going to buy it
Put it back!
Put it back!
It's a terrible fate, suffered by us blokes
Being dragged by the wife round Cheshire Oaks
Or it could be the Arndale, I've still got the blues
Cos she's got me sat in Dulce's trying to buy her new [G] shoes
Why do you need shoes?
For love I need a [D] treat
You've got fifty pairs of shoes at home, you've only got two [A] feet
I'm not getting through
She wants to buy a dress
So [D] this agony continues down in M&S
Principals?
There's no bloody principals at those prices
Then shouldn't this shopping?
It's a disgrace
I say, down with Debenhams and no more faffing
It's no laughing matter
This ain't no joke
Cos I want to stay in and watch football [G] focus Fellas?
Yeah!
We've got Futmeca [D] stands
Say no to shopping and yes to [A] grandstand
Show her who's boss
She just needs [D] Telly, she can go on her own
You're staying in with Jeff Stelly
I'm staying here
I'm staying here!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me round the shops
[A] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told
It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
I could get you the same thing that CJ uses for three quid
Put it back
I could murder a pint down the dog and ducks
The body sperm of the shame of going into new luck
I'm marooned on River Island
I feel like dying
Rock bottom in Topshop
I've missed F1 [G] qualifying
We've no money
It's all been [D] spent
She buys her store cards
Her TPR's at 38 [A]%
We've been out for hours
And she still wants [D] more
There's no chance of getting back for final score
Will I ever wake up from this terrible dream?
If I see another changing room I'll scream
It's hell for us blokes
And it's never ending
Superdrug's not super when she just keeps [G] spending Next!
Topshop!
Evans!
[D] Monsoon!
If I never have the pleasure it'll be too soon
[A] All you ladies out there
You don't [D] understand
It's cruelty to me and every other husband Yeah!
Course you don't look fat in it
[G] This is a shop in SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me around the shops
[A] I just wanna stay [G] home
But she won't be told
[D] It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old Come on!
We'll pop in for one of them Millie's cookies
Get the sour taste of shopping out my mouth Come on!
What?
How much?
For a biscuit?
Forget it!
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_ _ _ _ Oh, I hate shopping!
Well I've been working non-stop, I've been slaving all week
Doing overtime on foreigners to make ends meet
But now it's Saturday afternoon, a time to unwind
Have a can, watch the telly, a bit of me [G] time
And the wife's getting restless, I've seen this [D] before
She said, he's perspired
And she's heading for the [A] door
The thought of what's coming makes me start to [D] shiver
She wants to go out shopping and I've got to go with her Urgh!
_ [G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being [D] abused
She wants to drag me round the shops
[Am] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told it's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
You're just picking stuff up and rubbing it, you're not even going to buy it
Put it back!
Put it back!
It's a terrible fate, suffered by us blokes
Being dragged by the wife round Cheshire Oaks
Or it could be the Arndale, I've still got the blues
Cos she's got me sat in Dulce's trying to buy her new [G] shoes
Why do you need shoes?
For love I need a [D] treat
You've got fifty pairs of shoes at home, you've only got two [A] feet
I'm not getting through
She wants to buy a dress
So [D] this agony continues down in M&S
Principals?
There's no bloody principals at those prices
Then shouldn't this shopping?
It's a disgrace
I say, down with Debenhams and no more faffing
It's no laughing matter
This ain't no joke
Cos I want to stay in and watch football [G] focus Fellas?
Yeah!
We've got Futmeca [D] stands
Say no to shopping and yes to [A] grandstand
Show her who's boss
She just needs [D] Telly, she can go on her own
You're staying in with Jeff Stelly
I'm staying here
I'm staying here!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me round the shops
[A] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told
It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
I could get you the same thing that CJ uses for three quid
Put it back
I could murder a pint down the dog and ducks
The body sperm of the shame of going into new luck
I'm marooned on River Island
I feel like dying
Rock bottom in Topshop
I've missed F1 [G] qualifying
We've no money
It's all been [D] spent
She buys her store cards
Her TPR's at 38 [A]%
We've been out for hours
And she still wants [D] more
There's no chance of getting back for final score
_ _ Will I ever wake up from this terrible dream?
If I see another changing room I'll scream
It's hell for us blokes
And it's never ending
Superdrug's not super when she just keeps [G] spending Next!
Topshop!
Evans!
[D] Monsoon!
If I never have the pleasure it'll be too soon
[A] All you ladies out there
You don't [D] understand
It's cruelty to me and every other husband Yeah!
Course you don't look fat in it
[G] This is a shop in SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me around the shops
[A] I just wanna stay [G] home
But she won't be told
[D] It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old Come on!
We'll pop in for one of them Millie's cookies
Get the sour taste of shopping out my mouth Come on!
What?
How much?
For a biscuit?
Forget it! _ _ _ _
Well I've been working non-stop, I've been slaving all week
Doing overtime on foreigners to make ends meet
But now it's Saturday afternoon, a time to unwind
Have a can, watch the telly, a bit of me [G] time
And the wife's getting restless, I've seen this [D] before
She said, he's perspired
And she's heading for the [A] door
The thought of what's coming makes me start to [D] shiver
She wants to go out shopping and I've got to go with her Urgh!
_ [G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being [D] abused
She wants to drag me round the shops
[Am] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told it's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
You're just picking stuff up and rubbing it, you're not even going to buy it
Put it back!
Put it back!
It's a terrible fate, suffered by us blokes
Being dragged by the wife round Cheshire Oaks
Or it could be the Arndale, I've still got the blues
Cos she's got me sat in Dulce's trying to buy her new [G] shoes
Why do you need shoes?
For love I need a [D] treat
You've got fifty pairs of shoes at home, you've only got two [A] feet
I'm not getting through
She wants to buy a dress
So [D] this agony continues down in M&S
Principals?
There's no bloody principals at those prices
Then shouldn't this shopping?
It's a disgrace
I say, down with Debenhams and no more faffing
It's no laughing matter
This ain't no joke
Cos I want to stay in and watch football [G] focus Fellas?
Yeah!
We've got Futmeca [D] stands
Say no to shopping and yes to [A] grandstand
Show her who's boss
She just needs [D] Telly, she can go on her own
You're staying in with Jeff Stelly
I'm staying here
I'm staying here!
[G] This is a shopping SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me round the shops
[A] I just want to stay [G] home
But she won't be [D] told
It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old
I could get you the same thing that CJ uses for three quid
Put it back
I could murder a pint down the dog and ducks
The body sperm of the shame of going into new luck
I'm marooned on River Island
I feel like dying
Rock bottom in Topshop
I've missed F1 [G] qualifying
We've no money
It's all been [D] spent
She buys her store cards
Her TPR's at 38 [A]%
We've been out for hours
And she still wants [D] more
There's no chance of getting back for final score
_ _ Will I ever wake up from this terrible dream?
If I see another changing room I'll scream
It's hell for us blokes
And it's never ending
Superdrug's not super when she just keeps [G] spending Next!
Topshop!
Evans!
[D] Monsoon!
If I never have the pleasure it'll be too soon
[A] All you ladies out there
You don't [D] understand
It's cruelty to me and every other husband Yeah!
Course you don't look fat in it
[G] This is a shop in SOS
[D] Somebody call the cops
[G] Have you heard the news?
I'm being abused
[D] She wants to drag me around the shops
[A] I just wanna stay [G] home
But she won't be told
[D] It's worse than shopping with me mum
When I was eight years old Come on!
We'll pop in for one of them Millie's cookies
Get the sour taste of shopping out my mouth Come on!
What?
How much?
For a biscuit?
Forget it! _ _ _ _