Chords for The Lancashire Hotpots - Don't Put Your Granny On The Internet
Tempo:
116 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
G#
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [D] Right then, let's have an [E] 80's nasal.
Here [A] we go.
Oh you shouldn't throw water [D] on a chip pan fire, [E] it'll take your face off in [A] a flash.
Don't bet your money on [D] the Grand National, [E] you'll definitely lose [A] your cash.
You wouldn't switch your bathroom [D] light on, [E] if your hands [A] were wet.
So whatever you do, [D] I'm telling you, [E] don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Altogether now!
Don't put [F#m] your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
She [G#] [A] couldn't work the timer on [D] her VCR, [E] she still can't get her Freeview box [A] to work.
Now you want her to be operating [D] Windows 10, [E] her brain is gonna go [A] berserk.
When she's surfing without [D] Google Safe, Sir John, [E] you'll break into [A] a sweat.
So for your sake and mine, [D] politely decline, [E] and don't put your nana on [A] the net.
I said no!
Don't put your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
There'll be [D] a palaver, if [A] she has to install Java, she'll [D] get viruses, and then you'll start [A] to wince.
And when [D] she emails, she'll [A] be giving her bank details, [B] and all her pension to [E] her Nigerian prince.
[Gm] [G#m] [E] [A] Look, it's very, very simple.
[D] Click it once, and it'll all
[E] No, no, that's the recycle bin.
[A] What's that in there?
We'll delete that permanently.
Oh, well I don't know what your [D] password is, what are you asking me for?
[E] You don't need to know what an exe [A] file is.
It would [D] be desirous, if she didn't [A] get a virus.
What [D] she doesn't understand, she'll [A] never learn.
[E] She will [D] get spyware, if you [A] don't take care.
[E] She'll [B] ring 999, and you'll be [E] getting done by age [C#] [E] concern.
[G#]
[E] Oi!
[A] Don't put your granny on [D] the internet.
[E] You're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put [C#m] your [E] nana on the
Don't put your nana on the
Don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Don't open [E] the attachment, [A] or I
Here [A] we go.
Oh you shouldn't throw water [D] on a chip pan fire, [E] it'll take your face off in [A] a flash.
Don't bet your money on [D] the Grand National, [E] you'll definitely lose [A] your cash.
You wouldn't switch your bathroom [D] light on, [E] if your hands [A] were wet.
So whatever you do, [D] I'm telling you, [E] don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Altogether now!
Don't put [F#m] your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
She [G#] [A] couldn't work the timer on [D] her VCR, [E] she still can't get her Freeview box [A] to work.
Now you want her to be operating [D] Windows 10, [E] her brain is gonna go [A] berserk.
When she's surfing without [D] Google Safe, Sir John, [E] you'll break into [A] a sweat.
So for your sake and mine, [D] politely decline, [E] and don't put your nana on [A] the net.
I said no!
Don't put your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
There'll be [D] a palaver, if [A] she has to install Java, she'll [D] get viruses, and then you'll start [A] to wince.
And when [D] she emails, she'll [A] be giving her bank details, [B] and all her pension to [E] her Nigerian prince.
[Gm] [G#m] [E] [A] Look, it's very, very simple.
[D] Click it once, and it'll all
[E] No, no, that's the recycle bin.
[A] What's that in there?
We'll delete that permanently.
Oh, well I don't know what your [D] password is, what are you asking me for?
[E] You don't need to know what an exe [A] file is.
It would [D] be desirous, if she didn't [A] get a virus.
What [D] she doesn't understand, she'll [A] never learn.
[E] She will [D] get spyware, if you [A] don't take care.
[E] She'll [B] ring 999, and you'll be [E] getting done by age [C#] [E] concern.
[G#]
[E] Oi!
[A] Don't put your granny on [D] the internet.
[E] You're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put [C#m] your [E] nana on the
Don't put your nana on the
Don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Don't open [E] the attachment, [A] or I
Key:
A
E
D
G#
B
A
E
D
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] Right then, let's have an [E] 80's nasal.
Here [A] we go. _
Oh you shouldn't throw water [D] on a chip pan fire, [E] it'll take your face off in [A] a flash.
_ _ Don't bet your money on [D] the Grand National, [E] you'll definitely lose [A] your cash.
_ You wouldn't switch your bathroom [D] light on, _ [E] if your hands [A] were wet.
_ So whatever you do, [D] I'm telling you, [E] don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Altogether now!
Don't put [F#m] your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
She [G#] _ [A] couldn't work the timer on [D] her VCR, [E] she still can't get her Freeview box [A] to work.
Now you want her to be operating [D] Windows 10, [E] her brain is gonna go [A] berserk.
When she's surfing without [D] Google Safe, Sir John, [E] you'll break into [A] a sweat.
So for your sake and mine, [D] politely decline, [E] and don't put your nana on [A] the net.
I said no!
Don't put your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
There'll be [D] a palaver, if [A] she has to install Java, she'll [D] get viruses, and then you'll start [A] to wince.
And when [D] she emails, she'll [A] be giving her bank details, [B] and all her pension to [E] her Nigerian prince.
[Gm] _ [G#m] _ [E] _ [A] Look, it's very, very simple.
[D] Click it once, and it'll all_
[E] No, no, that's the recycle bin.
[A] What's that in there?
We'll delete that permanently.
Oh, well I don't know what your [D] password is, what are you asking me for?
_ [E] You don't need to know what an exe [A] file is.
It would [D] be desirous, if she didn't [A] get a virus.
What [D] she doesn't understand, she'll [A] never learn.
[E] She will [D] get spyware, if you [A] don't take care.
[E] She'll [B] ring 999, and you'll be [E] getting done by age [C#] [E] concern.
_ [G#] _
[E] Oi!
[A] Don't put your granny on [D] the internet.
[E] You're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put [C#m] your [E] nana on the_
Don't put your nana on the_
Don't put your nana on [A] the net.
_ Don't open [E] the attachment, [A] or I_ _
Here [A] we go. _
Oh you shouldn't throw water [D] on a chip pan fire, [E] it'll take your face off in [A] a flash.
_ _ Don't bet your money on [D] the Grand National, [E] you'll definitely lose [A] your cash.
_ You wouldn't switch your bathroom [D] light on, _ [E] if your hands [A] were wet.
_ So whatever you do, [D] I'm telling you, [E] don't put your nana on [A] the net.
Altogether now!
Don't put [F#m] your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
She [G#] _ [A] couldn't work the timer on [D] her VCR, [E] she still can't get her Freeview box [A] to work.
Now you want her to be operating [D] Windows 10, [E] her brain is gonna go [A] berserk.
When she's surfing without [D] Google Safe, Sir John, [E] you'll break into [A] a sweat.
So for your sake and mine, [D] politely decline, [E] and don't put your nana on [A] the net.
I said no!
Don't put your granny on [D] the internet, [E] you're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put your nana on [A] the net.
There'll be [D] a palaver, if [A] she has to install Java, she'll [D] get viruses, and then you'll start [A] to wince.
And when [D] she emails, she'll [A] be giving her bank details, [B] and all her pension to [E] her Nigerian prince.
[Gm] _ [G#m] _ [E] _ [A] Look, it's very, very simple.
[D] Click it once, and it'll all_
[E] No, no, that's the recycle bin.
[A] What's that in there?
We'll delete that permanently.
Oh, well I don't know what your [D] password is, what are you asking me for?
_ [E] You don't need to know what an exe [A] file is.
It would [D] be desirous, if she didn't [A] get a virus.
What [D] she doesn't understand, she'll [A] never learn.
[E] She will [D] get spyware, if you [A] don't take care.
[E] She'll [B] ring 999, and you'll be [E] getting done by age [C#] [E] concern.
_ [G#] _
[E] Oi!
[A] Don't put your granny on [D] the internet.
[E] You're asking for trouble, [A] that's what you'll get.
When she's surfing, [D] you're gonna fret, [E] so don't put [C#m] your [E] nana on the_
Don't put your nana on the_
Don't put your nana on [A] the net.
_ Don't open [E] the attachment, [A] or I_ _
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