Chords for The Ladies Man

This one's about well, it's dedicated to all you girls in the audience because I must admit I'll tell you something
I like blokes.
I like being with look.
Thank you darling
Was that a rose or a break you through?
I can't
I like being with blokes have good time the lads, but I don't think I'm beat women
now
You can I know you like doing it.
I don't like
He likes suspenders and stockings and things like that, you know him, but it gives him a rash on the thighs
I told him to leave it alone _
_ _ _ I
[G] He's also into traveling sex as well, but that's another thing
_ [N] _ _ And no
The thing is that I do really think that
There's a lot of you know, I'm not a women's liberal and I can see a lot of point in it because I must
[E] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ Unexpected love always check your flies.
I always do I don't
But a dead bird never falls out of the nest.
So that's one thing _
But
_ _ _ No
_ [N] _
There's only one of us.
I'll tell you that the
Thing is that I can understand it because I've seen some blokes come in to young ladies at parties and they come over and they're
Real giggly.
Oh was like they'd say, you know real lot the rails _
real smoothies
And they come over and what my mum used to call ladies men.
So I've written this song and it's about one of these so-called
Ladies men and it's about a ladies man that comes to a very sticky end.
_ [Eb] That's true
_ [G]
Nice trip [N] ready job loads good _ _
_ _ Hmm [Gm] one two, he _ _ [E] _ [Gm] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[Gm] was a lady's man _ [D] a real don one One
[Eb] Round [D] all the dance halls and all of the discos all of the bar rooms and all of the bistros with wives and sweethearts
sisters and widows and even [E] the occasional grand
[Gm] from nine to five
To keep [D] himself alive
_ [Eb] He worked in the [D] court slicing bacon
Send him the ladies home heart-saken with muscles flaring and pupils dilating [Cm] up the way he [G] packed their boat
_ [Cm] With his brooklyn path
Mohasson
[Gm] Cigarette holder and brown sweet juice like the folks [Ab] that got him to the chicken coop.
He [E] was the ladies man
He was a [Gm] married man
This [D] deceitful don one _
[Eb] When his wife got ready [E] for the Weight Watchers Club
He told her he was going playing darts down the pub [Gm] kept his don one suit in [E] a wooden tub and got changed in the garden shed _
Seven [Gm] nights a week
_ This scumful [D] chic _
_ [Eb] Oiled his [D] to pay and trim this tash
Pressed his suit till it looked at flash and since he was [Gb] going off out on the mash made sure he got his pocket on
[G] four
_ [Cm] Brooklyn _ _
[Gm] Cigarette holder and brown sweet shoes like the folks that got him to the [E] chicken coop.
He was a ladies [G] man
Up the [Gm] tropicana
He met a [D] lass called Anna
_ With his billiard shorts stuck behind his ear
He fixed his face in [Am] a seductive layer water the bag of scratchings [E] and half of beer [Eb] some crisps and the pickled [G] egg
all [Gm] through the night
He [D] held her tight Oh
_ Don't have love [E] and a beautiful eyes said they'd lie in the park [Am] me for starry skies [A] and with breath it kisses [D] and tender
Sighs they went to [Gb] get a donkey jacket
[Cm] With his bill creamed hair
_ [Gm] His cigarette holder and brown sweet shoes like the folks that [D] got it to the chicken [E] coop.
He was a ladies man
[G] in the [Gm] corporation park
Near the balls within the dark [D] Wow
He nibbled her [C] ear and kissed the lips lips [D] along their arms to her fingertips
Tickled her knees and stroked her hips and reached for his pocket [E] of four
he
_ [Ab] Undid [Gm] her dress _ _
[D] _ _ But what he [E] found was a real shocker
But instead of a soft [Am] warm pair of knockers [Eb] was the hairy chest [E] of a very gay doctor [Eb] who'd shave [D] just an hour before
_ We're [Cm] his brook green hair
[Gm] Molasses his cigarette holder and brown sweet shoes like [D] the folks that got it to the chicken coop.
He was a ladies man
[Gm] He turned and ran
_ [D] this confused man
_ [Eb] Walk before he'd [E] reach the bitch and put he was grabbed at the back of the park
He's old [Eb] and may not benefit of clergy or a different [D] boat.
He became a man's man [G] as well _ _ _
[E] Now this lady's not
_ [Gm] one time [D] John one
_ Stays in by the fireside every night away from the [D] down souls and bright city lights and the women with hairs
Curling out through their tights
[Eb] On the [D] back case of barbers rush [Cm] the more Brooklyn
Sweet [Gm] _ _ shoes [Eb] like the thoughts that matter [E] pulled up in the chicken
_ [D] _ He once was a ladies [Bb] man
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _