Chords for The Krampus Song
Tempo:
86.9 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it.
Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
[G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
[F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
[F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
[G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
[F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
[G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy.
Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
Go ahead and
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it.
Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
[G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
[F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
[F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
[G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
[F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
[G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
[F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy.
Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
Go ahead and
Key:
C
G
F
Em
C
G
F
Em
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it. _
_ Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family. _
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
_ [G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, _ [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
_ [F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
_ _ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
_ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
_ [F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
_ _ Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
_ _ _ Go ahead and
_ _ _ Oh, hey kids, Uncle Rusty here.
You know, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the holiday spirits are all about.
So, I'm going to sing a little song for you about the true meaning of Christmas.
I think you'll enjoy it. _
_ Well Christmas [Em] time is magical, [F] at least that's [G] what I'm told.
To buy each other useless [C] presents wherever they are sold.
[F] When spoiled snot-nosed brats can [C] cry when mom and dad forget to [G] buy them all the things
they want [C] under the [F] Christmas tree.
So visit home this winter [G] season, heaven knows you need a reason to talk to your annoying [C] family. _
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip [C] apart your soul.
_ [G] Let's not forget our pagan roots of [C] Krampus and his cloven [G] hooves.
As this hellish demon sneaks into [C] your home, _ [G] he'll eat your heart and drink your [C] blood
no matter if you're bad or [G] good and rip your skull out and place [Em] upon his throne.
Oh [F] Krampus, but don't let these stories [C] get you.
Though your parents can't [G] protect you, Krampus eats the flesh of [C] adults too.
_ [F] So dream your dreams of sugar [C] plums.
What the fuck is a sugar [G] plum?
Christmas is the time for [C] me and you.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
[F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart [C] your soul.
_ _ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [Em] eat my heart.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my soul.
_ [F] Oh Krampus, please don't [C] eat my flesh.
_ _ [G] Oh Krampus, please don't eat my parents.
_ [F] So have yourself a merry [C] little Christmas holiday [G] and celebrate when Jesus [C] Christ was born.
_ [F] Though Santa isn't real, [C] beware of stories never told [G] when Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Krampus comes to rip apart your_
Santa comes to bring you [C] lots of joy. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Merry Christmas everyone, and to all a good night.
_ _ Hey, if you like that song, you can download it for free from my bandcamp in the link below.
And if you like me, make sure to subscribe somewhere around here.
_ _ _ Go ahead and