Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues Chords by The Kinks

[N] And I want to warn you, it's a really [Dm] heavy, _ [Am] heavy number.
_ And I ask [G#] that if you [A] can't take it, leave the building.
_ [N] _
_ _ Maestro.
A [F#] one, two.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm too terrified to walk [C] out of my [D] old [G] friend's house. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ They're [C] demonstrating _ outside.
I think [D] they're going to start the third world [G] _ war. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And I've [C] been to my local _ [G] henshin car
to _ [B] help classify my disease.
[C] _
_ _ [C#m] He said it's [D] one of the many _ cases
of acute schizophrenia he [G] sees.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ Well, the milkman's a spy, and the [C] grocer
keeps on [D] following [G] me. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And [C] the woman next door is an [D] undercover for the KGB.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] My former social [G] security _ _ keeps on [B]
invading my privacy.
[C] _ _ _
[C#m] Oh, [D] there ain't no cure for the disease of the [G] disease.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] I got acute _ schizophrenia, _ _ _ _ paranoia [G] too. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ Schizophrenia, _ schizophrenia.
_ _ _ [C] I got [C#m] it.
You got [D] it.
We got it. _ _
I've got schizophrenia.
_ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ _ Lost on the [G] river, the [C] river I'm [G] coming down.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [G] _ _ [C] I can't make decisions.
_ [D] I don't know which way I'm going to [G] turn.
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Even my old [Gm] dad _ lost some of the [B]
best friends he ever [C] had. _
[C#] Darling, _ [D] this was a case of acute schizophrenia _ [G] too. _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
I got [D] acute _ schizophrenia, _ _ _ _ _ paranoia too.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ Schizophrenia, _ _ schizophrenia.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
[C#m] You got it.
[D] We _ can't lose to [G] watching the clouds,
the [C] depth in my _ [G] telephone. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I [C] can't trust nobody, but I'm [D] not too scared to be on my [Gm] own. _ _
Well, _ _ _ _ there [C]
ain't no _ satisfaction,
[G] _ _ _
and [B] there ain't no remedy.
[C] _ _ [C#m] No, there [D] ain't no cure for [Dm] the disease _ of the disease.
[G] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ No, there [Dm] _ ain't no cure [D] for _ _ schizophrenia _ _ [G] disease. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Thank you very much.
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