Chords for The Jolly Rogers - No Refunds: The Pirate Game

All right, here's a new one.
Now, it's not gonna be easy, but [G] follow me and try [Dm] to keep up.
Oh, stop it.
The one thing you need in this pirate game is an infamous, notorious, legendary [Em] name.
A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
[A] Someday I'll join these [D] villainous ranks.
Like Henry Morgan with all his [C] greed, and Captain James and Mary Read.
[D] Old Captain Sharp and Charles [C] Bane, and the [A] brethren that ruled the main.
[F] Israel hands before Teach [Em] shot him, and Captain Ling before they [F] caught him.
Fletcher, Fly, [Am] and Mary, [G] Collier, [F] Mings, and [Em] Daniel [D] Perry.
Holland, [G] Hoare, and Joseph [Bb] Dawson, [A] Sonny, Chris, and Edward [G] Lawson.
Hell and [F] power and [Em] prowse and peace, and every [D] dog that scoured the seas!
Ha ha ha!
_ _ _ _ [Dm] Did you just_ _ _ _ _
_ _ Nice.
All right, fine. _ _ _ _
The one thing you need in this pirate game is an infamous, notorious, [Em] legendary name.
A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
Someday I'll [Am] join these villainous [D] ranks.
Like Captain England and Edward [C] Lowe, and Samuel Cohen, Captain [D] Pearl.
Captain Dean and William [C] Mays, and [A] don't forget old Bully Hayes.
[F] There's Captain Quelch who sailed with [Em] Austin, but both of them are hanged in [Am] Boston.
Porter Grand and Roger Ball, Powell Gibbs [Em] and Big [D] John Ball.
[G] Captain Prince and Benjamin [Bb] Blake, and though [A] privateer, we still [G] count Drake.
Like Reed [C] and Rode and Boll and [Em] Weth and Captain [D] Kidd and all the rest!
So there.
Well, I mean, that was_ _ _ _
[A] Do you have something you'd like to add? _
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_ _ [Dm] May I?
The _ one thing you need in this pirate game is an infamous, notorious, legendary [Em] name.
A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
Someday I'll join these [D] villainous ranks.
Like Sean Letheed and Captain [C] Rauw and Lillinois and [D] Captain Gow.
Wafer Wake and Well [G] and White, [A] Bradley Bond and Breckinbrite.
[F] And Robert Pike, that drunken [Em] sod who spoiled Drake's ambitious [F] plot.
Taylor Spriggs and Sparks [A] and Sounds [G] and Roland [F] Sharp [Em] and Captain [D] Pound.
Montbus they called [Gm] Exterminator and [A] Peter Payne plus Peter [G] Painter.
Gates [Am] and Gilson, [Em] Graham and Guy and [D] all who raised the black flag high.
_ _ [A] _ _ Well, then.
_ _ [Dm] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
_ _ _ God, my eye!
But you were supposed to say, pfft.
Everybody else said, pfft.
Hit it. _ _
_ The one thing you need in this pirate game is an infamous, notorious, [Am] legendary name.
[Em] A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
[G] Someday I'll join these [D] villainous ranks.
Like Captain Roberts and Captain [C] Tile and Calico Jack with all [D] his style.
Moon and Brakes and Cox and [C] Carnes and [A] Yates and Shaw and Captain Barnes.
[C] How about Miss [Em] Honcho Lowe, known as the Chinese Bloody Rose?
[F] Liver and [Am] Levitt, Tucker and Booth, each one of them part of [D] Bonnet's crew.
Like Roach and Luke and Thomas [Bb] Price, Hill and [A] Mooney and [G] Owen Rice.
There's Knight [F] and Nought and [Em] May and Blot and [D] all of those that were never caught.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
_ _ [Dm] _ Eeeeeee!
Wait, actually, I'm gonna_
I was kind of_
Oh, God, now I'm blue-eyed! _ _
_ Nice grouping. _ _
Uh, so, uh, uh, Dev? _
Yes, Mayhem?
_ _ [N] Um_
Oh, God.
I don't even care.
I don't care anymore.
Do it.
Just [Dm] do it.
_ [D] The one thing you need in this pirate [Dm] game is an infamous, notorious, legendary [Em] name.
A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
Someday I'll [F] join these [Em] villainous [D] ranks. _ _
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_ Blackbeard. _ _ _
[Dm] _ No, wait, that's not_
The one thing you need in this pirate game is an infamous, notorious, legendary [Em] name.
A status that'll proceed you up and down the bank.
[A] [Em] Someday I'll join these [Dm] villainous ranks.
Every one of these were pirates [C] bold who risked it all for fame and [Dm] gold.
Each name is real, each story's true.
[Am] Each one part of a pirate crew.
A [F] brotherhood found by the [Em] sea.
A diverse group and good company.
[F] The names and ships and flags and tales of [Em] those who thrived and those who [B] failed.
They lived by [G] cannon, ship, and [Bb] sword, and laws and rules.
[A] They all [G] ignored those scoundrels, rogues, [F] cutthroats, and thieves.
[Em] They all found fame [D] upon the sea.
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_ [D] _ _ _ [E] Wow, guys, I'm actually really impressed that you guys_
Oh, God, my mouth was open!
I've been drinking chocolate milk.
I hate you!
Why did you_ _
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