Chords for The Joker Vs Batman - Songs In Real Life

I _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ need [F#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [G] somebody, not just anybody, [E] you know I need [G] someone.
_ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ Hey Joker leave them alone.
Ok ok, you know I don't want to be like this you know.
I just can't help it.
[C] Trouble trouble Nicky, yeah [Cm] that's your middle name.
No seriously Superman, it's not fun always being [G] the bad guy you know.
I'm gonna make a change, for once in [D] my life. _ _ _
[G] It's gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference, gonna make it right. _ _ _ _
[F] Well Joker that's good to hear, I'll arrange a meeting for you with all our other superheroes
so you can finally move on in life and become a good guy once and for all.
Thank you Superman. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Superman if you think it's a good idea I'm up for a meeting, but I don't trust him. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ Hello.
[D] Hey Batman.
_ Robin I think I need your help.
[C] Oh Batman I'm so [F] happy. _ _ _
_ _ For once in [F] my life I have [A] someone who needs me, [D] someone I've needed so [Gm]
long.
[Gm] For once I'm not [F#] afraid, I can go [C] where life leads [F] me.
_ [C] _ _ [N] _ _
Hello Batman. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ She [A#] didn't have to come [C] _ _ _
_ _ [A#] _ _ [C] [Dm] up here, and I don't [A#] even need your [D] love.
I just need your love, [C] that's all I want.
[Dm] Give me a rest Robin. [D#] Robin? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ Okay everyone let's all be calm and talk [D#] about this.
This is weird, do you guys all live here together or [D] something?
Yes.
[Am] Our house, [Em] in the middle [A] of our street.
[Am] Our house, [Em] in the middle of [F#m] our street.
Okay okay, listen, I want to make the world a better place.
How do we know you're [G] serious?
_ I'm standing [C] with a man in the mirror, [G] _ _ asking [C] him to change his [D]
ways.
[G] And no one [C] says he's never been any clever.
[F#m] I'm not believing this for a minute.
What I'd really like to do is use my skills to make the world a better place.
How about one of you join forces with me, and then you can keep an eye on me too.
That seems like a good idea.
No way Superman, are you out of your mind?
[F] You know [A] that I could use [C] somebody.
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ You [E] know that I could use somebody.
[C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ Someone like [C] you.
_ [F#m]
Spider-Man and the Joker, he's got a good ring to it.
But Joker, I'm better than him.
[Am] I'm a good girl, I'm a good girl. _
When it's cold I warm my eyes, are you a boy?
[E] But Joker, _ [G] I'm Superman.
I [E] thank God every day, that I woke up [A] feeling this way.
[N] And I can't help loving myself, and I don't need nobody else.
But Joker, I'm a really underused superhero, it's about time I left Batman [G] to it.
I never miss [A] a beat, _ I'm lightning [C] on my feet.
_ [F] That's what they don't [G] see.
_ That's [G] what they don't see. _
_ _ _ If I [E] was you, I'd wanna be me too.
I'd wanna be me too.
I'd wanna be me [B] too.
_ I know you [D] want me, you know I want her.
I know you want me, you know I want her.
[Dm] I know you want me, you know I want her.
I know you want me, you know I want her.
[F#m] I think you might have to _ _ [A] be_ Huge, man!
_ Guys, can't you [F#m] see what the Joker's doing?
He's turning us against each [F#] other!
More [Am] than welcome, _
_ _ [Dm] you're _ _ [G] _
[C] not welcome anymore!
[N] No Batman, you're just jealous that the Joker wants Superman and not you!
I'm [C#] only one [G#]
call [A#m] away.
I'll be [F#] there to [C#] save the [G#] day.
_ Superman got _ nothing on [A#m] me.
_ I'm [F#] only one call [C#] away. _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Batman needs to calm down.
He's always so miserable. _
[A] So how about we arrange for you to go on the news [C] and tell the world you're a good [B] guy? _
_ [A] Uh, I'm [F] not quite sure about [A] that.
So how about you [Am] donate some of your evil money to a [A] charity?
Uh, [F] maybe.
Um, actually, I don't know if it's that much.
Because [G] you're hot and you're cold, you're [D] yes and you're no, you're [Am] in and you're _ [C] _ out, you're up_
Joker!
Was Batman right?
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[D#m] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Hey! _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [G#] _ _ [A] _
_ _ Another one bites the dust.
[F] _ _
_ [A#] Another one bites the dust.
[F] And another one, and another one, [G] another one bites the dust.
No!
No!
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ You're like chicken.
_ You're like [E] chicken.
_ You're like chicken.
_ You're like chicken.
_ [G] No! _ _ _ _
_ Well done Superman!
[F] Well done Superman.
Wait!
I'm sure you've killed him!
_ [Fm] _ _ _
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[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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