Chords for The Johnson Song

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ So, there I am down at the marina. _ _
_ She walks up and she says,
Skipper, _ how come you never give me a ride on your [E] skiff? _ _
[Em] I said, baby, climb aboard.
_ [E] _ So, she's looking all around.
She says, now what is that?
_ I said, what?
She says, that. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ She says, but it's so big.
I said, yes, it's a big giant skiff.
I _ _ _ _ got a big old Johnson. _ _
I got a great big Johnson.
[F#] _ [D] _
[A] I got a long shaft Johnson. _ _
[E] I got a big old Johnson. _ _ _
I got [B] a big old [A] Johnson, don't need no [E] Ellen in the room.
_ _ [C] _ [B] _
[E] She says, what do I do first?
I said, well, you got to.
She was squeezing all my Johnson.
_ _ _ She was squeezing all my Johnson.
I don't need no Ellen in the room.
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ [E] She said, what next?
I said, well, you got to set the choke on it.
She said, I have to do that?
I said, absolutely.
So, there she was choking all my Johnson. _ _ _ _
Choking all my Johnson.
_ _ _ [D#] [A] She was choking all my Johnson.
_ _ _ [E] Yeah, choking all my Johnson.
_ _ _ _ [B]
Choking all my [E] Johnson. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ She [F#m] _ _ [E] _
_ said, what next?
I said, well, _ _ _ grab a hold right here.
Get a _ _ _ good grip and give it a big old pull.
_ Is it like this?
I said, oh, just like that.
So, there she was pulling all my Johnson. _ _ _
She was pulling _ _ all my Johnson.
_ _ _ She was [B] pulling all my Johnson.
She said, I got a big old Johnson, [E] don't need no Ellen in the room. _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
What next? _ _ _ _
Actually, what she said was, you know, Skipper, _
I'm really impressed with your power head, _ _ but I think there's something wrong
with your lower unit because I don't feel anything.
_ _ I said, baby, there's nothing wrong with my lower unit.
The reason why you don't feel anything is because you didn't set the trim on it.
_ _ _ There she was.
She said, trim all my Johnson. _ _ _
She said, trim all my Johnson.
_ [F#] _ [D] _
[A] Yeah, trim all my Johnson. _ _ _
[E] She said, trim all my Johnson. _ _ _
[B] She said, trim all my Johnson.
[A] And away we go.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ I got a great big Johnson.
_ _ _ [A] I got a little shaft Johnson.
_ _ I got [E] a big old Johnson.
_ But that's how she [B] said, wait a minute, wait a minute, Captain, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Don't we need some lubrication?
I said, [E] no, baby, it's a four. _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't forget to put the plug in. _ _ _
_ _ I'm going to take a short break.
I'll be right back.
[N] _