Teenage Hypochondriac Chords by The Heartaches

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I'm [C] not like the other [A] kids can you [C] see? _
Well say [G] it say it, say it [D] _ [A] That I won't be back, [C]
but [G] I'll never
_ [D] _ _ _ Well alright, [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ [A]
well [C] daddy daddy daddy [A] what's wrong with me?
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He [C] said I'm not good enough for [D] no US Army
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Well [G] say it say it, say it [D] _ [A] I'll do my [C] best, [G] settle down, [D] not like the rest
_ [A] I'm a [C] teenage [A] hypochondriac, waiting [C] for a heart [A] attack
I'm a [C] teenage [A] _ _ [C] hypochondriac _
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A]
I'm a teenage hypochondriac
Well daddy [C] daddy daddy what's [A] wrong with me?
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He said he's better off sick from the [A] lack of money
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Well say it [G] say it, say it [D] I [A] won't be back, [C]
but he [G] said I'll be right [D] back again
One more [Am] time!
I'm a teenage [C] _ [Am] hypochondriac, waiting [C] for a heart [E] attack
I'm a teenage _ [A] _ [C] hypochondriac
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Hanging out at the local [C#] drug store I don't [A] wanna be sick no more no
[E] While my kids [B] got _ [C#m] educations [E] I'll wait for my prescription
Hanging out at [B] the local drug [C#m] store I don't wanna [A] be sick no more no
While my [B] kids got _ [C#m] educations [A] I'll wait for my prescription
[E] Hanging [B] out at the local [C#m] drug store I don't [A] wanna be sick no [E] more no
While [B] my kids got [C#m] educations I'll wait for my [E] prescription
Hanging [B] out at the local [C#] drug store I don't [A] wanna be sick no [E] more no
While [B] my kids got [C#m] _ educations I'll wait for my [E] prescription _ _ _ _ _ _