Drunk By Noon Chords by The Handsome Family
Tempo:
139.45 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
A
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
[D] [A]
[G]
[D]
[A]
There once was a poodle [G] who thought he was [D] a cowboy, but [A] he lived in a cage [G] the size of his bum.
[A] Though his white horse [G] was a box [D] of [A] toothpicks, he got around [G] and killed it by [D] far.
[A] And sometimes I flap [G] my arms [D] like a [A] hummingbird, just to remind [G] myself I'll never [D] fly.
[A] And sometimes I burn [G] my arms [D] full of cigarettes, [A] just to pretend I [G] won't scream when [D] I die.
[A]
[D] And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the [A] moon, [G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, [Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon.
[A]
[G] [D]
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[G] [D]
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[G] [D]
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[A] And sometimes I can't [G] wait to come [D] down with cancer, [A] at least then I'll get to [G] watch TV [D] all day.
[A] And on my deathbed [G] I'll get [D] all the answers, [A] even if all my questions [G] are taken [D] away.
And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the moon, [A]
[G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, [A]
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk, [D]
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon.
[D] [A]
[G]
[D]
[A]
There once was a poodle [G] who thought he was [D] a cowboy, but [A] he lived in a cage [G] the size of his bum.
[A] Though his white horse [G] was a box [D] of [A] toothpicks, he got around [G] and killed it by [D] far.
[A] And sometimes I flap [G] my arms [D] like a [A] hummingbird, just to remind [G] myself I'll never [D] fly.
[A] And sometimes I burn [G] my arms [D] full of cigarettes, [A] just to pretend I [G] won't scream when [D] I die.
[A]
[D] And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the [A] moon, [G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, [Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon.
[A]
[G] [D]
[A]
[G] [D]
[A]
[G] [D]
[A]
[G] [D]
[A] And sometimes I can't [G] wait to come [D] down with cancer, [A] at least then I'll get to [G] watch TV [D] all day.
[A] And on my deathbed [G] I'll get [D] all the answers, [A] even if all my questions [G] are taken [D] away.
And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the moon, [A]
[G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, [A]
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk, [D]
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon.
Key:
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There once was a poodle [G] who thought he was [D] a cowboy, but [A] he lived in a cage [G] the size of his _ bum.
[A] Though his white horse [G] was a box [D] of [A] toothpicks, he got _ around [G] and killed it by [D] far. _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ And sometimes I flap [G] my arms [D] like a [A] hummingbird, just to remind [G] myself I'll never [D] _ fly.
[A] And sometimes I burn [G] my arms [D] full of cigarettes, [A] just to pretend I [G] won't scream when [D] I die.
_ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the _ [A] moon, _ [G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, _ _ [Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon. _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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[A] _ _ And sometimes I can't [G] wait to come [D] down with cancer, [A] at least then I'll get to [G] watch TV [D] all day.
_ [A] And on my deathbed [G] I'll get [D] all the answers, [A] even if all my questions [G] are taken [D] away. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the moon, [A] _ _
[G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] _ And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, _ [A] _ _
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk, [D] _ _ _ _ _
[Em] I'd still [G] be _ drunk [D] by noon. _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _
There once was a poodle [G] who thought he was [D] a cowboy, but [A] he lived in a cage [G] the size of his _ bum.
[A] Though his white horse [G] was a box [D] of [A] toothpicks, he got _ around [G] and killed it by [D] far. _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ And sometimes I flap [G] my arms [D] like a [A] hummingbird, just to remind [G] myself I'll never [D] _ fly.
[A] And sometimes I burn [G] my arms [D] full of cigarettes, [A] just to pretend I [G] won't scream when [D] I die.
_ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the _ [A] moon, _ [G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, _ _ [Em] I'd still [G] be drunk [D] by noon. _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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[A] _ _ And sometimes I can't [G] wait to come [D] down with cancer, [A] at least then I'll get to [G] watch TV [D] all day.
_ [A] And on my deathbed [G] I'll get [D] all the answers, [A] even if all my questions [G] are taken [D] away. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And if [G] my life was as long [D] as the moon, [A] _ _
[G] I'd still be jealous [D] of the sun.
[A] _ And if [G] my life lasted only [D] one day, _ [A] _ _
[Em] I'd still [G] be drunk, [D] _ _ _ _ _
[Em] I'd still [G] be _ drunk [D] by noon. _ _
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