Chords for The Hairbrush Song

And now it's time [C#m] for Silly Songs with Larry.
The part of the show where [G#] Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
A curtain opens as [C#m] Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his [G#] hairbrush.
Having no success, Larry cries out,
Oh, where _ is my hairbrush?
Oh, [F#m] where is my hairbrush?
_ [G#] Oh, where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ oh where, is my hairbrush?
[Cm]
Having heard his cry, poor Grape enters the scene.
[B]
Shocked and slightly [B] embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
[A#]
Barra gains his composure and reports. _ _
I think I saw a hairbrush [F] back there!
[G#] _
_ _ _ [C#m] Back there is my hairbrush.
_ [F#m] Back there is my hairbrush.
_ Back [G#] there, back there, oh where, back there, oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there _
_ _ _ is my hairbrush.
_ [E]
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus [C#m] enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight [A] of Larry in a towel,
Junior regains [A#] his composure and [B] comments,
Why do you [E] need a hairbrush you don't have?
_ _ [Bm]
Larry has taken aback.
The thought never occurred to him.
[F#] No hair?
What will [F#m] this mean?
What will become of [C#m] him?
What will become of his [G#] hairbrush?
Larry wonders,
No _ hair for my hairbrush.
_ [F#m]
No hair for my hairbrush.
[G#] No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no
_ _ _ _ _ for my [C#m] hairbrush.
_ Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and [A] slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel,
Bob regains his composure [E] and confesses,
Larry, [B] that old hairbrush of yours, _ well, you never use it, you don't really need it, [C] so,
well, I'm sorry, I didn't know, [E] but I gave it to the Peach, cause he's got hair.
[C] Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry [G#] stumbles back in the vents,
Not [C#m] fair, _ oh my hairbrush, _ not [F#m]
fair, my poor hairbrush, _ [G#] not fair, not fair, no hair, not
fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair, _ _ _ _ _ my little [C#] hairbrush.
_ _ Having [C#m] heard his laments, the Peach enters the scene.
Himself in [C] a towel, both [G#] Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the
[C#m] sight of each other, [E] but recognizing Larry's [D#m] generosity, the Peach is thankful.
Thanks for that hairbrush.
[B] _
Yes, good [F#] has been done here.
The [G] Peach exits the scene, Larry [G#] smiles, but still [A] feeling an emotional attachment for
the hairbrush, calls out, [D] take care _ of my [Dm] hairbrush, _ [Gm] take _ care, oh my hairbrush, [A] take
care, take care, don't care, not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take _ _ _ _ _ _ care [D] of my hairbrush.
The End. _ _ _ _
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