Chords for THE GREATEST COOKING SHOW OF ALL TIME

I'm super excited for today's episode because I have my friend Mark with me and we're gonna be making cinnamon waffles.
What are we gonna make?
Cinnamon_
Mark!
What are you_
Take one.
The food they [D] make on TV is such bullshit.
[E] I don't have prosciutto.
[Em] I know you don't have prosciutto.
[E] I have waffles, [G] chips, and a microwave.
And you know [A] what?
I always figure it out.
[Em] I make regular ass food for [G] regular ass people.
Like [E] me.
Who am I?
I'm Bonnie Lollick and this is the greatest motherfucking cooking show of all time.
_ _ [Bb] Mark's here and he's gonna show us how he makes his world famous Eggos with cinnamon.
All my life I've really liked syrup.
I just liked eating waffles all day.
Have you ever had bacon and syrup?
I'm not finished.
I always liked making waffles so I was like, hey, it's a different way to make these and stuff so let's get started.
First off_
Oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do?
First, you start with your Eggo waffles.
I prefer buttermilk but you can get whatever you like.
They have blueberries, strawberries, blah blah blah.
Cinnamon, some syrup, maple, whichever kind you like.
Don't get the low calorie one.
And some butter.
Now_
Oh my god, what the fuck?
What?
What?
[N] Since I knew that Mark was coming to make the Eggos, I grabbed a toaster for us to use.
Four slots so we can make_
We don't need a toaster when you're making Tyler's waffles.
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What?
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[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ A pan!
First step in making my waffles_
[B] Grab a waffle, [Dm] a knife, and you cover it with butter.
[Am] _ _
[Em] Now, you have a buttered waffle.
Look at how beautiful that [Bm] buttered waffle is.
The [E] next, you lay it in a [Am] pan.
So while the other side is cooking, [D] that's when you grab a little bit of [Bm] this cinnamon.
And you [E] just sprinkle it on top.
Not too much though.
[B] Let that sit for some time.
How much [A] time?
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_ _ _ _ [E] And now the_
Fuck.
And then what we're gonna [A] do is_
We have a spatula if you want.
Oh!
[F] Whoa!
Look at that perfect [Bb] flip.
Wow, that was awesome.
Look how beautifully brown [F] that is.
Did you see this?
And then you're gonna [E] sprinkle a little bit more on the other side.
So the other side is cooking [Bm] with the cinnamon.
Wow, that looks [E] great. _
[Am] Let that sit for some [A] time.
And now, [Bm] you have [E] a [Am] perfectly_
Why don't you want to use the spatula?
[B] Whoa!
Holy shit!
That [E] was really tight.
I had a [Am] dream about doing that last night.
Fuck!
[B] _ Can I just cry?
_ Ah!
_ [E] _ Let's cut [Am] some into pieces and give it to everyone [B] that's in here so they can know I'm unfuckwittable.
Alright.
_ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ _ Look at that motherfucking waffle.
Look how fucking beautiful.
[A] Tell me this waffle don't look good.
Eat it.
Eat [Db] the waffle and tell me [F] that shit not 10 out of 10.
I'll [Gb] sock the shit out of you, Barney.
Oh my [F] God. _
[B] This reminds me of Nickelodeon on Saturday.
_ _ _ [Cm] _
One out of 10.
Don't even look at me.
Camera's right there.
_ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] One out of 10.
I need a rating.
It's an 11.
That's not the truth.
It's an 11.
You hear that?
[Em] Someone else.
Open.
[G] Camera.
_ [A] _
[E] Holy shit, that's good.
[Em] 10!
Suck my dick, white America!
[A] Suck [G] my dick, white America!
_ Yes!
[E] Yes!
Yes!
Why didn't you just fucking [G] say that?
I'm sorry!
I'm [A] sorry!
[E] Okay?
I'm sorry.
_ Fuck you!
I'm joking, bitch!
[N] _ _ _
_ _ Burn.
_ _ Golf Media!