Chords for The Goodies - Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me [HQ Audio]

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_ _ _ _ _ At twelve o'clock on Christmas Eve, she tiptoed up the stairs.
She stood beneath the mistletoe and combed her silken hair.
Then Santa Claus slipped down the flue and caught her unawares.
And this is [F] what she said,
[G] Oh, _ _
_ [C] _ _ Father Christmas, do not [Em] touch me!
[A] _ [C] Father Christmas, do not touch me!
_ Father Christmas, [D] do not [Ab] touch me!
[F] As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
Oh, me name is Father Christmas.
She informed her as he met [F] her.
She said,
Good grief, it's seven [C] years since I sent you a letter.
He said,
I can't stand little [E] girls.
Bigger ones [Am] are better.
[F] And this is what [C] she [G] said,
Oh, _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
Father Christmas, do not touch me!
[F] _ Father Christmas, [C] do not touch me!
_ Father Christmas, [E] do not touch me!
[F] As she stood [G] beneath the [F] [D] mistletoe.
_ _ [Db] _ Father Christmas, do not touch!
_ [Gb] _ _ Father Christmas, [Db] do not touch!
_ _ _ Father Christmas, [F] do not touch!
_ [Gb] As she stood [Eb] beneath the [Gb] [Eb] mistletoe.
_ _ [D] _ Father Christmas, do not!
_ _ [G] _ Father Christmas, [D] do not!
_ _ _ Father Christmas, [Gb] do not!
_ [Em] As she stood [A] beneath the [G] [D] mistletoe.
_ _ [Eb] _ Father Christmas, do!
_ [Ab] _ _ _ Father Christmas, do!
_ _ _ _ Father Christmas, do!
_ [Cm] _ [Fm] As she stood [Bb] beneath the _ [Eb] mistletoe.
_ _ [E] Father Christmas!
_ _ _ _ [A] Father Christmas!
_ [E] _ _ _ Father Christmas!
_ _ _ [Gbm] As she stood [B] beneath the [Gbm] mistletoe.
[E] _ _ _ [F] Father! _
_ [N] _ _ _ [Bb] _ Father! _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ Father! _
[N] _ _ _ _ [Gm] As she stood [C] beneath the _ [Bb] [F] mistletoe.
_ _ [Gb] Father!
[Eb] _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [B] Father! _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Gb] Father! _
[N] _ _ _ _ [B] As she stood [Db] beneath the _ [B] [Gb] mistletoe.
_ _ [Eb] _ He's a most immoral Santa!
_ [Ab] _ He's a most [Eb] immoral Santa!
_ _ He's a most [G] immoral [C] Santa!
[Ab] As she stood beneath [Bb] the _ _ [F] mistletoe.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _