Chords for THE GAYLORDS-CE NA LUNA MEZZO MARE/THE GOLF SONG

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_ _ _ _ I don't _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
even know why I'm singing with you here anyway, in the first [G] place, in the second place too. [G] Why?
Why you don't play bocce anymore with us?
[C] We lose the last five bocce games we play.
I told you guys, [G] I don't play bocce no more.
Why?
You're the best spike [C] man we ever had.
I was great, but I give it up.
I [G] play golf now.
Golf?
You know golf?
Sure, that's [C] gasoline.
Why do you want to play with that?
For what?
You never played golf?
I never [G] played_ _ _ _ _ _
I'm going to tell you a little bit about the game you come out with sometime and play.
Oh, you play outside?
We play outside, [D] yes.
You play with yourself?
Not too much.
You have to have a partner, [C] but you don't have_
Oh, I see.
All right.
The first thing you got to have [G] when you play golf_
What [D] is it?
You have to have a long baston.
[C] You got a long baston? _ _
Well, [G] _ _ _ it's not too bad.
[D] Well, it doesn't have [C] to be too long.
You can use a little potter when you start up. _
_ [G] I take that.
The first thing you got_
then you got to [C] have a key.
That's right.
You got to have a key.
[G] _ Well, that's the little thing about being your friend.
Well, that I got.
[C] That you got, okay.
All right.
Now you're outside.
It's a beautiful day.
[G] You get yourself a foursome, and you're ready to play golf.
What is that?
[C] A foursome.
You know what a foursome is?
Well, that's like me and Nazo [G] Lungo.
We take out a couple of girls for a drive around the park.
We stop the [C] car and ask them.
If they don't, we foursome.
[G] _ What I know about [D] golf?
What is it?
I don't know nothing about it.
All right.
[C] I got it.
Now, you're outside.
It's a beautiful day.
[G] The first thing you do, you stick your tee in the ground, [C] and there's a good reason for that. _ _ _
[G] Because you're going to put your ball on top of your tee. _
[C] You got that picture so far?
You get out of focus.
[G] What do you mean?
You stick your tee in the ground.
That's right.
With [C] your ball on top.
You bend down when you do this?
[G] How are you going to stick your tee in the ground if you don't bend down?
Well, I figure maybe you're different than [C] everybody else.
It's called a bridge of fragile. _
Now [G] comes the fun part.
All right. _
_ [C] _ This is a part where everybody's watching.
_ [G] _ They [D] are standing around and watching you because you're going [C] to tee off.
_ You got to tee off 18 [G] times, and you hurry up because [D] people wait [G] their turn.
18 [C] times?
That's right.
You got to be pretty young to play this game.
[G] No, I tee off 36 times today.
You're still standing up?
_ [C] Don't get hung up on the tee off part. _
[G] Now comes the fun part.
_ You grab your [C] bastard.
Wait a minute.
How do you grab?
_ [G] I use the interlocking grip.
Whatever's comfortable for you, you use.
Well, I [C] use the two fingers.
_ You can't use the two fingers.
You don't get [G] no levin.
You want a bet? _ _ _
Now [C] comes the fun part.
You grab your bastard, _ [G] _ and [D] then you address your ball.
[C] _ _ And then you smack your ball.
[G] And your [D] ball is soared to the air.
It's going to be soared all [C] right.
And land on the green way far away.
No kidding.
You [G] go chase your ball.
[D] You're damn right you're going to chase your ball.
Because when you find you got to smack [C] again.
Never mind.
I'd rather play porsche. _
_ _ _ Oh, mama.
Visca [G] Vitae Baccarat.
[Dm] Oh, mama.
[G]
Visca Vitae [C] Baccarat.
[G] Oh, mama.
[F] Visca Vitae Baccarat.
Visca Vitae, Visca [C] Vitae, [G] Visca Vitae Baccarat.
[F] Visca Vitae, Visca Vitae, [G] Visca _ Vitae _ [Dm] _ _ [G]
Baccarat.
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