Chords for The Forces of Evil - Ball and Chain

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I was always taught that bar meets girl, [C] fall in love, get married and forget the world
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_ _ _ _ I'm not a man, _ _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Db] _ _
[Fm] _ _ [Ab] _ [C] I'm not a man, _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
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[F] _ _ _ I'm [G] not _ a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I
The ponies offer me a rather [C] diluted misery
I was always taught [Fm] that boys and girls fall [G] in love, get married, and forget the world
Nine months later, the sweet baby's on the way
Isn't [Fm] that what they used to say when the girl I [Bb] knew
And [Fm] the ball that [Bb] you do
[F] Turned out to be a ball and [C] chain
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[F] I slip into [Abm] the grave unknown _ _
[F] When the ball and chain [Abm] I call my [C] own
Ba-na-na [F]-na-na-na [Ab] Woo!
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Easy [Ab] world to live _ [C] alone _
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[Bb] _ _ _ [F] When the girl [Bb] you knew
And the ball that we [F] do
Turned [Bb] into a ball [C] and chain
[Dbm] _ [F] Oh, I slip [Ab] into the grave [C] unknown
When [F] the ball and [Ab] chain I call [C] my own
I [F] was taught that marriage doesn't work in the world today
The antidepressants [C] and additives in decay
And if I had the powers to betray
I would surely [F] find another way
Cause I was always taught that boys meets girls fall in love, get married, and forget the world
[C] Nine months later, the sweet baby's on the [Bb] way
Now I'm on a chain, yeah, that's okay
[F] I don't feel [Bb] no pain
[F] I don't have [Bb] no time
[F] To live in [Bb] two conflicted [C] points of view
[Dbm] Oh, [F] I slip [Ab] into the grave [C] unknown
_ [F] When the ball and [Ab] chain I call my [C] _ own
Ba-na-na [F]-na-na-na
[Ab] Woo!
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