Chords for The Flim Flam Sister Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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[C] Well, lookie what we got [F] here, sister of mine.
It's the same in every town.
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of [Gm] cider to be found.
Maybe they [Bb] are not aware that there's really no need for this [F] teary despair.
[D] Then the [Gm] key that they need [C] to solve the sad cider shortage, you [F] and I will share.
_ _ Well, you've got opportunity in [C] this merry community.
She's Flim.
She's Flam.
We're the world famous [D] Flim Flam sisters.
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Traveling salesponies, non [F]-pa-les.
Non-pa-what?
Non-pa-les, and that's exactly the reason why, you see.
The pony hills and this whole place would give you such a chance to be [Gm] where you need to be.
And [Bb] that's a new world with tons of cider, [F] for squeezed and ready for drinking.
[Gm] More cider than you could drink in all your [F] days of thinking.
I doubt that.
So take this opportunity in this merry community.
She's Flim.
She's Flam.
We're the world famous [Gm] Flim Flam sisters.
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Traveling salesponies, non [F]-pa-les.
I suppose by now you're wondering, but our peculiar mode of transport.
I [Cm] say, our mode of [Gm] [D] locomotion.
[Gm] And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
[Bb] And the horse can make a claim, and [F] we can do the same.
[Gm] I have [C] seen the most unique and superb unseen at any time in this great new world.
[G] And that's opportunity.
[D] _ _ The one and only, the biggest and the best.
[Db]
[Gbm] Unbelievable.
[E] Unimpeachable.
[A] Indispensable.
I can't [Gm] believable.
Flim Flam sisters, [Bb] super speedy cider, squeezy [F] six thousand.
What do you say, handsome?
More cider than you could drink in this merry community.
[G] Please Flim, [F] please Flam, hop on out of this [Bb] jam with your Flim [C] Flam brothers, super speedy cider, [F] squeezy six thousand.
Kind stallion, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my sister and I borrow some of your delicious
and mutter-eyed spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here.
Uh, sure I guess.
[D]
[E] Opportunity in our community.
[F] Ready Flim, [G] ready Flam, let's bing bang [A] zam.
And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider. _
_ _ _ _ [B] Watch closely my friends, the fun begins.
[Db]
Now, here's where the magic happens.
Right here in this heaving, whirling [Eb] cider press, boiling guts of a very machine.
Those apples plucked fresh are right now, as you [F] speak, being turned into grade A, top notch, five star, blow your horseshoes off, one of a kind [G] cider.
Feel free to take a seat, kids.
[Em] Now wait [Bb] you fillies, hold it.
[Eb] You went [Ab] and oversold it.
[E] I guarantee that what you have there [Eb] won't compare.
For [E] the very most [D] important ingredient [B] can't be added [D] or done expedient, [E] and it's quality friends have Laker's quality in care.
Well [D] Gramps, I am [C] glad you brought that up, you [D] see.
I am glad you brought that up.
You know we are very picky when it comes to [F] cider, if you'll kindly try it, pup.
[G] Yes sir, [Gb] yes ma'am, this great [G] machine, it's just [Gb] the very best.
[G] So what do you say then, apples?
[Em] Here to step into the water and [G] boil them, from the [A] super speedy cider, squeezing six bottles [D] into the [A] sauce.
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What [E] do you think, folks?
Do you see what the apples can't?
[B] I see it clear as day.
[Gb] I know she [Db] does.
So does he.
Come on, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about.
We're saying you've [Gb] got opportunity in this very community.
There's Flynn, there's Flynn, we're the world famous [Ebm] Flynn Femme sisters.
[B] Gathering [Db] sales, ponies, non [Gb]-pore-ay. _ _
_ _ [Db] _ [Gb] Yeah! _