Chords for The Dorkestra - Who Woulda Thunk It

Well this guy back here, Jeff Graham, if you've never seen us before, he's playing a Czechoslovakian upright aluminum bass.
_ _ [Bbm] _ [D] Still the same after all these years.
Not a nick on it that wasn't there the first time.
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This [Em] is a song by a writer named Greg Burrown.
Anyone familiar with him?
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He's actually up for a Grammy this year.
How's that?
How's that bass [E] sound?
Al, we did with another fellow named [A] Bill Morris.
_ [Bm] Real talented [Eb] writers, singers, and [E] performers.
If you haven't seen him yet, [D] you know, owe it [A] to yourself next time you come. _
_ This is one of his songs, and it's one of the few songs, uh, I'll be [G] singing tonight that's not about Bill.
[Bm] This is about [Em] getting older. _ _
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People say you have to walk all night, [D] to go to bed.
Down [C] the gravel road, to the [Em] tiny town, where the dog was always a king. _ _
Now they say I have to walk all night, [D] well that's not true. _
[C] Walk all night to go, [Em] and with no walker. _
[Dm] All day and all night, something like breakfast, [Em] some time tomorrow. _
[D] All day and all night, something _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] like _ _ [Em] _ breakfast, some time [D] tomorrow.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ They _ say I have to feed a [D] horse, well I did. _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ It's amazing. _
Now they say I have to feed a [D] horse, well that's not true. _
[C] Can't feed a horse, no.
[Em] I was no longer a king, no.
[D] _ They _ [Em] _ _ _
[Dm] say I collect cars and [Em] sticks, _ _ _ [D] well, I [E] did.
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[D] I did, I [Em] did. _ _ _
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[D] did, I did.
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[Dm] I did, I did.
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They say I don't care [D] if I never have any money.
[C] I don't even have my sweet mother, [Em] a shiny woman. _ _
Now they say I have to get my money, [D] well that's not true.
[C] And living without money, no.
[Em] And they don't want you, to [D] grow up, nosy, too [Em] nosy.
I'm _
[D] _ a beginner.
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[D] I'm a beginner.
_ [Em] I'm a beginner. _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Em] I'm a beginner. _ _
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_ I don't care, [A] no. _ _
[C] I'm a beginner, I'm a great horse rider, [Em] I'm a great dog, just like they did.
Now we don't get it, we get too late.
[Dm] I [D] am, [C] so say I'm a beginner, so I'll have to [Em] submit to somebody,
who's got a good mind, so [D] I'll be, I'll be, [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] I'll be, I'll be, [Em] _ I'll be, [Dm] _ _ [D] I'll be.
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