Chords for The Divine Comedy - The Complete Banker (Part 2)

This is [D] how [G] _ I [E] will _ _ _ learn, _ how [D] to _ _ learn. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ The Complete Banker is [Ab] a song I wrote about the financial crisis and the recession and what caused it.
From the point of view of, you know, putting myself in the position of a banker,
except in a highly caricatured style, _ just heightening the whole thing to make this person look like a ridiculous gargoyle. _ _ _
But what I want to talk about is the interesting, _ you know, the music of it,
whereas the chorus is pretty standard kind [Bb] of, _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _
_ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ you know, poppy, _ slightly _ honky-tonk,
but in the verses _ _ I wanted a [Dm] more sort of _ menacing feel, so _ _ it's_
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[Dm] _ _ [D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
Anyone [A] lent [D] me [A] ten [Dm] billion quid.
_ [A] _ _ [Gm] _ [Dm] Why'd you look [Gm] so glum?
[Dm] Was [Gm] it something I did?
[Dm] _ [Cm] So I [Gm] caused a [Cm] second Great [Bb] Depression.
[Cm] _ What [Cm] can I say?
[Gm] _ _ [Cm] _
[C] I guess [Bb] I got [Eb] a bit _ carried [C] away.
_ [F] If I say [G] I'm sorry, [Bb] will you [F] give me the money?
[Bb] Well, that's [F] just me, [Gm] a complete [Eb] banker [Bb] in a black [F] Bentley.
_ [Gm] Sweet [Eb] Samantha [Bb] riding next [F] to me, [Gm] how I hanker [Eb] for the good old [F] days.
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When I [F] was free, [Gm] a [Eb] complete banker [Bb] in my [F] Armani.
[Gm] The [Eb] thought of anger [Bb] and the [F] inquiries, [Bb] _ [Eb] money [Gb] makes the world go round [F] and round and down [Bb] the drain.
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We [A] went [Dm] to war [A] _
[Dm] on the [A] floor of the [Dm] _ [A] exchange. _
[Dm] _ To [Gm] all of [Dm] us, [Gm] it was just [Dm] a [Gm] big game.
[Dm] _
[Cm] But God, [Gm] I loved [Cm] it, making [Gm] a profit [Cm] from [Gm] _ [Cm] somebody's loss.
[Gm] _
_ [Cm] _ I [Bb] never knew _ [Eb] exactly whose money [C] it was.
[F] And I did not [Bb] care as [C] long as there [Bb] was lots [F] for me.
[Gm] The [Eb] complete banker [Bb] in a black [F] Bentley.
[Gm] Sweet [Eb]
Samantha [Bb] riding [F] next to me.
[Gm] How [F] I hanker [Eb] for the good old [F] days. _
_ [Bb] When [F] I was [Gm] free, a [Eb] complete banker [Bb] in my [F] Armani.
_ [Gm] The [Eb] thought of anger [Bb] and the [F] _ [Fm] inquiries, money [Ebm] makes the [Ab] world go round [Bb] and round [C] and down [Dm] the drain. _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [A] We'll learn [Dm] the lessons, run [A] tests and [Dm] analyze.
_ [A] _ _ [Gm] _ [Dm] We'll [Gm] crunch the numbers, [Dm] _ because [Gm] the numbers [Dm] never [Gm] lie.
_ [Dm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Gm] Maybe this [Cm] recession [Gm] _ [Cm] is a blessing [Gm] in disguise.
[Cm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] We can build [Bb] a much, much [Eb] bigger bubble the next [C] time.
_ [F] And leave the [Bb] rest to [F] key.
Now I'm just a, [Bb] well that's [F] just me.
[Gm] The [Eb] complete banker [Bb] in a black [F] Bentley.
[Gm] _ [Eb] Margaret Thatcher [Bb] riding next [F] to me.
[Gm] How [F] I hanker [Eb] for the good old [F] _ days.
[Bb] When I [F] was free, [Gm] I'm a complete [Eb] banker.
[Bb] I'm a [F] conscience-free [Gm] malignant [Eb] cancer [Bb] on [F] society.
_ [C] One [Eb] day you'll [Gb] let your guard down.
[F] I'll [A] come round [Bb] _
_ [Am] again.
[Gm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Am] _ _ [Gm] I'll [Eb] be back [Bb]
again.
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