The Dismemberment Song Chords by Blue Kid

_ [F#] Hold _ still, [C#m] my _ sweet. _
I'm trying [C] to measure [B] _
[E] the _ _ [C#m] space between your molar [C] [B] and your jaw. _ _
[E] This _ _ [C#m] caliper, _ _ no [Em] cause [B] for fear.
[Em] No, it _ [C#m] doesn't hurt.
_ It [Em] only helps [B] me measure [E] how much skin you [C#m] _ have.
[A] [Em] Oh, [B] and the _ [E] topmost layer of [C#m] fat.
But I [C] won't [B] make an incision [E] till you're nice [C#m] and numb.
_ [C]
Oh, [B] and laughing gas can [E] be so [C#m] much fun.
Please [C] don't [B] a decision.
This'll [C#m] be ooh, [E] this'll be ah,
this'll [F#] be absolutely [A] wee.
[C#m] This'll be nice, this'll [E] be neat, and bring [C#m] you [A] closer to me.
But don't [C#m] you squirm, [E] don't you fret.
I'm not [F#] gonna hurt you [A] yet.
[F#] I just [F#m] feel the need to be
getting [C#] a little of you.
A lot of [C#m] bloodletting.
I know the sensation.
[E] You're probably [G#] dreading
what's cutting your [A] feet.
So [E] refreshing for me.
_ [C#m] _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] Refreshing for me, [C#m] _ _
[A] yeah.
_ [B] _ _ _
[E] Now _ [C#m] don't you cry,
[Em] and [B] don't call Mary over.
[E] She's my _ [C#m] alibi.
Oh, let [C] me [B] check your toes out.
Aren't [E] your toenails [C#m]
cute?
_ [Em] And [B] red is such a [E] lovely color on [C#m] you.
But you [C] won't be [B] needing those when [C#] you've [C#m] got no [E]
knees
_ [A] or [G#] shins or pinky fingers [C#] or [E] artery.
So I'll [A] see you when [Em] _ [B] _
I'm numb, [C#m] though, and don't fight. _
_ _ _ I think you'll [B] find you're [E] missing the point [C#m] with that.
_ That's enough [B] out of you.
[C#m] This'll be ooh,
[E] this'll be ah, [F#] this'll be _ absolutely [A] wee.
[C#m] This'll be nice, [E] this'll be neat, and [F#] bring you closer [A]
to
me.
But [C#m] don't you squirm, [E] don't you fret.
I'm not [G#] gonna hurt [A] you yet.
[F#] I just [F#m] feel the need to be
[C#] getting a little of you.
A lot of [C#m] bloodletting.
I know the [E] sensation.
You're probably dreading
[G#] cutting your [A] feet.
So [E] refreshing for me, [C#m] _
_ [A] yeah.
_ [B] _ _
_ [E] Refreshing for me, [C#m] _
_ [A] yeah.
_ [B] _ _
_ [C#m] Well, once [E] upon a time,
that's [A] where the [G#] plot begins.
[C#m] And right [E] after the end, well, [A] that's where [G#] the plot ends.
[C#] And
_ [E] no angel [A] to keep [G#] me in line.
[C#m] So I'm taking [E] your narrative, [A] and I'm making [G#] it _ mine.
[C#m] Cause I'm all out [C] of hurt.
You've [E] used up all [A] I've got.
So [C#m] I'm chomping [C] you open,
[E] still coming [A] up squat.
[C#m] And if I wanted [C] to bleed, I'd [E] just roll up [A]
my sleeve.
[C#m] And so [E]
I'll end,
so [A] I'll end, [G#] so I'll _ [C#m] end, so [E] I'll end, so [A] I'll end, [G#] so I'll [C#m] end, [E] so I'll end, so [A] I'll end, [G#] so I'll _ [C#m] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] _ _ [G#] _
end,
this will be good, [E] this will be _ _ [C#m] absolutely _ wee.
This will be nice.
This will [E] be neat,
and bring [F#] you [A] closer to me.
So [C#m] don't you squirm, [E] don't you fret.
I'm not [G#] gonna hurt _ you.
_ _ No, no, no, no.
[F] _ _ Yes.
_ _ _ _ [F#] I, I, I, I just [F#m] feel the need to be [C#] getting a little of you.
A lot of blood.
I know this sensation, [E] you're probably dreading, [G#] but
There's [A] one thing you're [F#m] forgetting
There's nothing like the thrill of a shred [C#] again
This is no [Em] orthodox re-editing [C#m] _ _ Continue _ [E] _ [A] on
_ [G#] _
_ _ _ _ [C#m] _
Cutting [E] you _ [A] off _
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _
Cutting [E] you off
It's gonna [A] be _ so _ [Em] _
refreshing
[D#m] _ _ _ _
For _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] me
_ _ [A] _ _
[C#] _ [B] Refreshing _ [E] for _ _ [C#m] me
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[Em] _ [B] _ _ _ [E] Refreshing for [C#m] me
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[Em] _ [G] _ _ [B] _ [Em] _ _
[G] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
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