Chords for The Digital Age Rockumentary 8: Siri Will Kill You

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[Am] _ _ [A] _ _ [N] _ _ Siri, will there be a [B] Chipotle in heaven? _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ What _ [Cm] are you doing?
What do you mean?
That's what I play here.
That is absolutely not what you play there.
Sing as that was the last note of the song.
Well, I mean, I was just trying to see if there was a Mexican restaurant near here.
What are you talking about, Jack?
We eat at the same place two blocks from here at least once a week.
_ Well, it wasn't hard to try something new.
_ _ Jack got a new iPhone and he's obsessed with being on it all the time.
It's a little strange because it's like he thinks Siri is a real person.
_ _ Siri, where can I buy a zebra?
_ _ An African or European [Gm] zebra?
Ha ha, nice reference, but I was thinking more like [G] a miniature zebra.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ Siri, what is better, creamy or crunchy peanut butter?
[Ab] _ Peter Pan [Bb] natural crunchy is the best.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [B] Siri, where can I buy [Eb] the Hunger Games soundtrack?
_ Best Buy is five miles away and a new iPhone case would be nice.
_ [Bb] _
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_ _ No, it's saw, [Cm] hammer, then fox.
Oh, right.
Man, I just had the best burrito.
Siri knows all the best places to go.
_ Does Siri know that you're two days behind on your guitar parts?
As a matter of fact, she does.
Come on, you really need to put down your phone and practice your guitar.
Well, you need to practice being a nicer person.
_ They didn't mean that, Siri.
We all like you.
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I don't like that Jack's been so attached to Siri lately.
I think it's really telling of the coming robotic uprising I've been talking about.
_ Actually, the first thing the robots will do is turn on themselves.
You know, only the strong can survive.
_ Wait a second.
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_ _ _ [E] Thanks so much for that Mexican food restaurant, Siri.
That was literally the best burrito I've ever eaten.
You're welcome.
Wait, who was that?
[Ab] Oh, him?
That's Steve Threepio.
We're in a post-apocalyptic metal band together.
Lambs of the Abyss?
Surely you've heard of us.
I don't like the look of him.
There can only be one robot around and it's me.
You must [Fm] dismantle him.
But [Ab] we're best friends.
_ Sorry, it must be done.
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_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
Jack, what are you [N] doing?
I'm dismantling Steve Threepio.
But why?
_ Siri told me to. _
_ _ _ _ _ A hundred years ago, people [Cm] thought planes were a crazy idea.
In another hundred years, we'll all be friends with robots.
This is just the beginning of the digital age.
_ _ _ _ _ Siri, do you think robots will drive our cars in the future?
_ [Ab] _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Whoa, no way.
Really?
What are we going to do about this?
How did they do that?
I don't know.
This is the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time.
Guys, guys, you're never going to believe what Siri just told me.
Apparently, Google has made cars that drive themselves.
Now, thanks to technology, Siri can be my chauffeur.
Jack, I don't think that's a good idea.
Cars cannot drive themselves.
Wait. _
Yeah, that's right.
He doesn't know what he's talking about. _ _
_ _ Alright, I can't handle this.
Enough's enough.
We need to put an end to this before Jack gets in a car and hurts somebody.
It's time for an intervention.
Make sure he doesn't leave the room until I come and get him. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.
No, no, until I come and get him.
Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
No, no, no.
You stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room.
And you'll come and get him.
Right.
We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.
No, no, leaving the room.
Leaving the room, yes.
Alright.
Right.
If, um, if, uh, if, uh_
Yeah, what is it?
Look, it's quite simple.
You just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room.
Alright?
Oh, I remember.
Can he leave the room with us?
No, no, no.
You just keep him here and make sure_
Oh, yes!
We'll keep him here, obviously.
But if he had to leave and we were to be with him_
No, no, no.
Just keep him in here.
Until you or anyone else_
Not anyone else.
Just me.
Just you.
Get back.
Get back.
Right.
Right.
We'll stay here until you get back. _
And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
What?
Make sure he doesn't leave.
Jack?
Yeah, make sure he doesn't leave.
Oh, I thought you meant him.
I mean, it seemed a bit daft for me to guard him, seeing as he's a guard.
Is that clear?
Oh, yeah.
Quite clear.
Alright. _ _ _ _
Where are you going?
We're coming with you.
No!
You stay here and make sure he doesn't leave!
Oh, yes.
Right.
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_ Man, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ that intervention did not go well.
Once again, Jack has completely lost touch with reality.
Kind of like that time he was convinced he was Katniss from The Hunger Games. _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
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_ _ _ So [D] where exactly are we going?
[Db] This new Mexican place that Siri told me about.
And if it's better than Taqueria Jalisco Burrito Number 4, then we are in for [D] a real treat.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
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really don't [Cm] like the way this looks.
[A] Yeah, this is really shady.
I'm pretty sure there are [Dm] no reginons out here.
Guys, trust Siri.
[F] She's never steered us wrong.
Jack, enough!
You need to know that Siri will kill you if you keep blindly following her orders.
Be [D] whack.
I do not appreciate your tone.
Jack, the Mexican restaurant is two miles on [C] the left. _
Jack, don't listen to her.
This road dead ends in a mile.
[Ab] Guys, you're overreacting.
Good burritos are worth the extra [Cm] mile.
There is no extra mile!
[Ab] Who's driving?
_ Siri's driving.
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_ _ [N] _ Siri, _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Abm] _ we're the nearest [E] Chipotle to the Perlin Gates.
_ _ I found seven [Eb] places matching Chipotle fairly close to the Perlin Gates.
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