Mean Machine Chords by The Cramps
Tempo:
129.4 bpm
Chords used:
A
G
D
E
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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[Em]
[A]
I'm a mean machine, gotta
[G] [A] be mean, just a fat human being.
This ain't no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor.
Rip out your brains if you got them, throw them out the door.
I'm mean, I'm a mean machine, [G]
gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being.
[D]
[A] I can't stand nothing, boy, I got the high-blood luster.
I'll massacre your ass as fast as [G]
Bullock's Custer,
[A] cause I'm mean, yeah, I'm a mean machine.
I [G] just gotta [A] be mean, yeah, just a fat human being.
You [D] wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle [E] name.
Because [A] I'm mean, [G] I'm a mean [A] machine, yeah, gotta be mean,
[G] just a fat [A] human being.
Listen to this,
[G] [A]
[G] [A]
[D] [A]
[B]
[C#] [B]
[G]
[E]
[A]
[G] [A]
[D] you wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle name.
[E]
[A] Because I'm mean, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine, [G] yeah, gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being.
Because I'm mean, yeah, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine,
I [G] just gotta [A] be mean, just [G] a fat [A] human being.
I'm sweet as a little bitty baby's ass, but I'm mean.
I'm a spine-snapping daddy, you hear me?
[G]
Soul [A]-snatcher.
I prick my teeth with twerks like you.
I am the uninhibited, [G] [A] daring, provocative, original,
uncensored version, [G] two [A]-fisted, gun-gun, sick-shooting,
ram-paled buckaroo.
[D] All of [A] them are shottin' because it's true.
Lots of way to hell, like Liberace.
[G] [A]
[A]
I'm a mean machine, gotta
[G] [A] be mean, just a fat human being.
This ain't no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor.
Rip out your brains if you got them, throw them out the door.
I'm mean, I'm a mean machine, [G]
gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being.
[D]
[A] I can't stand nothing, boy, I got the high-blood luster.
I'll massacre your ass as fast as [G]
Bullock's Custer,
[A] cause I'm mean, yeah, I'm a mean machine.
I [G] just gotta [A] be mean, yeah, just a fat human being.
You [D] wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle [E] name.
Because [A] I'm mean, [G] I'm a mean [A] machine, yeah, gotta be mean,
[G] just a fat [A] human being.
Listen to this,
[G] [A]
[G] [A]
[D] [A]
[B]
[C#] [B]
[G]
[E]
[A]
[G] [A]
[D] you wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle name.
[E]
[A] Because I'm mean, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine, [G] yeah, gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being.
Because I'm mean, yeah, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine,
I [G] just gotta [A] be mean, just [G] a fat [A] human being.
I'm sweet as a little bitty baby's ass, but I'm mean.
I'm a spine-snapping daddy, you hear me?
[G]
Soul [A]-snatcher.
I prick my teeth with twerks like you.
I am the uninhibited, [G] [A] daring, provocative, original,
uncensored version, [G] two [A]-fisted, gun-gun, sick-shooting,
ram-paled buckaroo.
[D] All of [A] them are shottin' because it's true.
Lots of way to hell, like Liberace.
[G] [A]
Key:
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm a mean _ _ _ _ _ machine, _ _ gotta _ _
[G] [A] be mean, _ _ just a fat human being. _ _ _
This ain't no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor.
Rip out your brains if you got them, throw them out the door.
I'm _ mean, _ I'm a mean machine, _ _ _ _ [G]
gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] I can't stand nothing, boy, I got the high-blood luster.
I'll massacre your ass as fast as [G]
Bullock's Custer,
[A] cause I'm mean, _ yeah, I'm a mean machine.
_ _ I [G] just gotta [A] be _ mean, yeah, just a fat human being. _ _
You [D] wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle _ [E] name.
_ Because [A] I'm mean, _ _ [G] I'm a mean [A] machine, _ _ yeah, gotta be mean,
_ _ [G] just a fat [A] human _ being.
_ _ Listen to this, _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] you wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle name.
[E] _ _ _
[A] Because I'm mean, _ _ _ I'm [G] a mean [A] machine, _ _ _ [G] yeah, gotta [A] be mean,
_ _ just a fat human _ being. _ _ _
_ Because I'm mean, _ yeah, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine,
_ _ I [G] just gotta [A] be _ mean, _ just [G] a fat [A] human being. _ _ _ _
_ I'm sweet as a little bitty baby's ass, but I'm mean.
_ _ I'm a spine-snapping daddy, you hear me?
_ [G]
Soul [A]-snatcher.
I prick my teeth with twerks like you.
I am the uninhibited, [G] _ [A] daring, _ provocative, _ _ original,
_ uncensored version, _ [G] two [A]-fisted, gun-gun, sick-shooting,
ram-paled buckaroo. _
[D] All of [A] them are shottin' because it's true.
_ _ _ Lots of way to hell, _ _ like Liberace. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm a mean _ _ _ _ _ machine, _ _ gotta _ _
[G] [A] be mean, _ _ just a fat human being. _ _ _
This ain't no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor.
Rip out your brains if you got them, throw them out the door.
I'm _ mean, _ I'm a mean machine, _ _ _ _ [G]
gotta [A] be mean,
just a fat human being. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] I can't stand nothing, boy, I got the high-blood luster.
I'll massacre your ass as fast as [G]
Bullock's Custer,
[A] cause I'm mean, _ yeah, I'm a mean machine.
_ _ I [G] just gotta [A] be _ mean, yeah, just a fat human being. _ _
You [D] wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle _ [E] name.
_ Because [A] I'm mean, _ _ [G] I'm a mean [A] machine, _ _ yeah, gotta be mean,
_ _ [G] just a fat [A] human _ being.
_ _ Listen to this, _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] you wanna go to the devil, [C] but you don't like the [A] flames.
Blood on Satan's claws [G] is my middle name.
[E] _ _ _
[A] Because I'm mean, _ _ _ I'm [G] a mean [A] machine, _ _ _ [G] yeah, gotta [A] be mean,
_ _ just a fat human _ being. _ _ _
_ Because I'm mean, _ yeah, I'm [G] a mean [A] machine,
_ _ I [G] just gotta [A] be _ mean, _ just [G] a fat [A] human being. _ _ _ _
_ I'm sweet as a little bitty baby's ass, but I'm mean.
_ _ I'm a spine-snapping daddy, you hear me?
_ [G]
Soul [A]-snatcher.
I prick my teeth with twerks like you.
I am the uninhibited, [G] _ [A] daring, _ provocative, _ _ original,
_ uncensored version, _ [G] two [A]-fisted, gun-gun, sick-shooting,
ram-paled buckaroo. _
[D] All of [A] them are shottin' because it's true.
_ _ _ Lots of way to hell, _ _ like Liberace. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _