Chords for The Cowboy Song: A funny song by Bryant Oden

_ _ _ 1, 2, 3, 4
You _ _ [E] _ know I'd love to [B] be a cowboy
_ _ [E] Just me and my trusty horse [B] named Fred
_ _ [E] And a thousand noisy [B] cows around us Moo, moo
[E] We'd make sure they were all happy [F#] and paid
And I wouldn't have to brush [F#] my teeth
[B] Wouldn't have to wash [E] my hair
And if I got [F#] real stinky, there'd be no one [E] there to care
I wouldn't have to go [F#] to school, [B] clean my room or sweep [E] the floor
The life of a cowboy, who could [B] ask for more?
Mmm
[E]
Every meal I'd fix [B] myself burnt bacon and beans
[E] And I'd spill bad coffee on [B] my dusty old jeans Darn [E] it
I'd never be lonely cause of all the mosquitoes and the flies
[E] To me it sounds like it would be [F#] cowboy paradise
Cause I wouldn't have to brush [F#] my teeth
Wouldn't [B] have to wash my [E] hair
And if I [F#] got real stinky, [B] there'd be no one there [E] to care
I wouldn't have to go [F#] to school, [B] clean my room or sweep [E] the floor
The life [F#] of a cowboy, who could [B] ask for more?
Mmm
[E] At night I'd have to [B] be careful where I put my blanket down
[E] Cause of all the cactus [F#] and the cow pies all [E] around 2
And the coyotes would be [B] howling all night long Meow
I'd join in singing this [F#] old cowboy _ song
Nothing would ever be wrong
Cause I wouldn't have to brush [F#] my teeth
[B] Wouldn't have to wash [E] my hair
And if I [F#] got real stinky, [B] there'd be no one [E] there to care
I wouldn't have to go to school, [B] clean my room or sweep [E] the floor
The life of [F#] a cowboy, who could ask [B] for more? _
Mmm
The life of a [F#] cowboy, who could ask [B] for more?
_ Mmm
The [E] life of a cowboy is the life for me I'm sure
Yippee-ki-yay _
Mmm
Mmm
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ _