Chords for The Christmas Can-Can

_ _ _ _ _ Ooooooooooo _
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_ At this [D] most wonderful time of the year, [A] it is our distinct honor, no, _ [D]
privilege to present
to you that most beloved of Christmas tunes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Aaaaaaaaaah
_ [A] The Christmas _ Can Can _ _ _ _
[Eb] Christmas, Christmas time is here In [Gb] Christmas songs you love to hear
[Eb] Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas, Christmas time [G] is here The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer
[Bb] Songs and songs we love to hear, all played a thousand times each year.
[D] Heard this [Db] same song twenty times, and [D] it's [Gbm] only [B] Halloween. _
I [Gb] see a smelly [N] bell call outside,
Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear.
Joy to the world, you know it's the shopping, shopping, shopping Christmas season.
[A] Starting sooner every [D] year, it's October.
Stores with plastic Christmas trees, ransack [Gb] them all.
Shop until you lose your mind, spike the eggnog.
Sit back and watch who the fuck he's dreaming.
Here's a great [A] Charlie Brown song.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] Hey!
It's time to do the [G] Christmas can-can, [D] if you can, can dance.
Well, that's okay, not gonna do the cake like that.
All you need [G] is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents.
[B] Wrap them up and pray for snow.
Run [G] to your closet, find your Christmas [D] sweater.
Screaming carols all [Eb] the way from _ _ _ [G] Maine, [D] all the [G] way to _ [D] California.
It's the Christmas can-can, [Eb] Halloween to Christmas [A] Day.
It's the most wonderful time of [G] year, we're running [A] mad with Christmas cheer.
Hey, [Eb] what's troubling you, my friend?
It's not fair [Em] if you're Jewish, Jewish.
Not [N] fair if you're Jewish, Jewish.
_ Ah!
Dredle, [G] dredle, dredle, [Ab] I made it out of [D] clay.
You realize that Christmas ain't the [G] only holiday. _
Hey, he's right, who made these laws?
Look, wait, here [Db] comes Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, [Bm] Santa Claus, [Ab] Santa Claus, Santa Claus.
Santa, [E] Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa.
[Eb] Hey!
Stand up, do the can-can.
Help him if you can, can join in the parade.
[N] I'm gonna go get some Chinese food.
All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents.
Wrap them up and pray for snow.
Run to your closet, find your Christmas sweater.
Screaming carols all the way, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Friends all the way to _ Indiana.
It's the Christmas can-can that's the best.
Wait for the ending, we should share this holiday.
Ha-ba-da-hee-la, happy Chanukah [C] to you.
A happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to [D] you.
A merry Christmas, _ Chanukah, [Eb] and also Kwanzaa.
A merry [Bm] Christmas, happy [N] Chanukah, and merry _ _ _ [Gb] _ Kwanzaa too. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] Hoi! _ _ _ _ _
_ Thanks everyone, Merry Christmas! _ _ _
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