Chords for The Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos
Tempo:
90.75 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[E]
[A] [E]
[A] Well, [E] it seems like more and more we're [A] being stifled.
[E] All them colorful words I once used [A] now are wrong.
[D] So before we lose our free speech [A] and our rifles, [B] allow me to elaborate [E] in this song.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[E]
[A] [E] I've heard them politicians' [A] empty promises.
[E] All their views just putting mine [A] to the test.
They're [D] putting me down for thinking about girls and [A] singing about Jesus.
Hey, I'm [B] just a heterosexual white boy [E] Methodist.
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Now [E]
[A] [E]
[A] [E] there's a complicated question on the [A] world's most brilliant minds.
It's being [E] asked by everybody from Obama [A] to Glenn Beck.
They all want to [D] know why there's a warning on them little [A] blue pills.
When there [B] ain't no such thing as being too [E] rich.
Oh, what the heck?
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a bowl [A] of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Oh, what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
That's right.
Ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff.
[A] [E]
[A] Well, [E] it seems like more and more we're [A] being stifled.
[E] All them colorful words I once used [A] now are wrong.
[D] So before we lose our free speech [A] and our rifles, [B] allow me to elaborate [E] in this song.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[E]
[A] [E] I've heard them politicians' [A] empty promises.
[E] All their views just putting mine [A] to the test.
They're [D] putting me down for thinking about girls and [A] singing about Jesus.
Hey, I'm [B] just a heterosexual white boy [E] Methodist.
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Now [E]
[A] [E]
[A] [E] there's a complicated question on the [A] world's most brilliant minds.
It's being [E] asked by everybody from Obama [A] to Glenn Beck.
They all want to [D] know why there's a warning on them little [A] blue pills.
When there [B] ain't no such thing as being too [E] rich.
Oh, what the heck?
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a bowl [A] of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Oh, what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
That's right.
Ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff.
Key:
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ Well, [E] it seems like more and more we're [A] being stifled.
_ [E] All them colorful words I once used [A] now are wrong.
_ [D] So before we lose our free speech [A] and our rifles, _ _ [B] allow me to elaborate [E] in this song.
_ _ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] I've heard them politicians' [A] empty promises.
_ _ [E] All their views just putting mine [A] to the test.
They're [D] putting me down for thinking about girls and [A] singing about Jesus.
Hey, I'm [B] just a heterosexual white boy [E] Methodist.
_ _ [D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Now [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] there's a complicated question on the [A] world's most brilliant minds.
It's being [E] asked by everybody from Obama [A] to Glenn Beck.
They all want to [D] know why there's a warning on them little [A] blue pills.
When there [B] ain't no such thing as being too [E] rich.
Oh, what the heck?
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a bowl [A] of cherries.
_ [E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
_ Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
_ Oh, what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
That's right.
Ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ Well, [E] it seems like more and more we're [A] being stifled.
_ [E] All them colorful words I once used [A] now are wrong.
_ [D] So before we lose our free speech [A] and our rifles, _ _ [B] allow me to elaborate [E] in this song.
_ _ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] I've heard them politicians' [A] empty promises.
_ _ [E] All their views just putting mine [A] to the test.
They're [D] putting me down for thinking about girls and [A] singing about Jesus.
Hey, I'm [B] just a heterosexual white boy [E] Methodist.
_ _ [D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
Now [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] there's a complicated question on the [A] world's most brilliant minds.
It's being [E] asked by everybody from Obama [A] to Glenn Beck.
They all want to [D] know why there's a warning on them little [A] blue pills.
When there [B] ain't no such thing as being too [E] rich.
Oh, what the heck?
[D] Yeah, life ain't nothing like a bowl [A] of cherries.
_ [E] There's too little laughter and too [A] much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapenos.
_ Cause what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
_ Oh, what [E] you do and say today, it don't go away [B] and stay.
[E] It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
That's right.
Ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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