The Beard Chords by The Beards

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_ [A] _ _ They called him the [Bm] beard, _ _ _ _ and he walked here and [A] there. _ _ _
_ _ They called him the [Bm] _
beard _ _ _ because [C#m] of his [A] facial [D] _ hair. _ _ _
And when he walked through the [E] town, _ _
[B] _ [G] _ _ all the people [Bm] would cheer.
_ _ _ _ They'd say, look at that [E] guy, [Em] _ _ [F#] _ [G] _
he's got a really [F#] good beard. _
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_ They called him [Bm] the beard, _ _ _ _ and he'd give to the [A] poor. _ _ _ _ _ _
Protector of [Bm] the innocent, _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#m] upholding [D] the law. _
_ _ _ _ _ The women would [Em] blow kisses, _ _ _ [F#] _ [G] _ _
the beardless [Bm] men would frown. _ _ _
_ But his name was [Em] the beard, _ _ [G] _ _ and he [A] ruled the town. _ _
The beardless [Dm] men gathered, _ [Em] said [C] enough is enough.
[Em] He's [F] got such a good beard, [A#] all we grow is bum fluff. _
[E] [Dm] He's taking our women, [Em] [C] putting us all to shame.
[F] So a plot was then hatched, [G] the beard would be framed.
He [Dm] was found and arrested, [G] [C] and sent to stand trial.
[Am] The [F] jury was rigged, [A#] he was sentenced to die.
[G] [Dm] The beardless men gathered, [C] and led him away [A] to hang _ _ _ gay.
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[Bm] _ He _ _ _ _ _
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stood [Bm] at the gate, _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _
to [E] drown [A] his ghost. _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] Let was fire, _ _ _ he [G] said, but [D] the_ _ _ _ _
And then hundreds [Em] of men _ _
[G] _ _ suddenly [Bm] _ appeared,
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[Bm] _ _ _ [Em] riding on _ horseback, [G] _ _ with thick, [F#] healthy _ _ beards.
Let not beard [A] and his [Bm] _ _ brothers, _ _ they ransacked [A] the town. _ _
_ _ _ _ They slaughtered [Bm] the _ locals, _ _ _ [C#m] they burned the [A] place [D] down. _ _ _
_ _ So if [Em] there's a lesson, _ _ [B] _ [G] _ _ in this [Bm] to be _ learned, _ _ _
it's don't mess [Em] with the _ bearded, _
[Bm] _ [G] _ unless you wanna [F#] get burned.
_ By a man they _ _ _ called [D#] the _
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[Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ Bearded.
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