Chords for The Band-4% Pantomime

[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ The management and [D] Prince Charming [G] said, _ [C] there was siren for the [Bm] inconvenience you were [D] suffering.
_ [Em] _ And we said, Mr.
[Dm] Booking agent man, please [C] have mercy.
The Booking job so [D] far apart, my heart.
[G] _
We went to Cleveland Park with [C] a fifth of Johnny Walker Red.
And smashed it on [D] the rock and [G] well.
While the old couple looked on [C] into the dawn.
_ _ _ And the Italian [Em] girl took care of [Dm] me.
_ [C] _ Took me to [Em] her family.
Took me [Dm] to [C] Middle Lake.
_ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [B] So it's better alive.
It's closer to the wire.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ The management [D] said, they were sorry.
[G] _
_ [C] _ [Em] For the inconvenience [D] you were suffering.
_ [Em] _ And Mr.
[Dm] Booking agent, please have mercy.
_ [C] _ Don't book the job [D] so far apart.
_ [G] We went up to Griffin [Dm] Park _ [C] _ with a fifth [D] of Johnny Walker Red.
_ [G] _ _ Smashed it on the rock and well.
_ [C] _ While the old couple looked on into [Am] the dawn.
[Em] _ [G] Oh _ [C] Richard, _ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] get a [C] defense poker.
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] Oh [C] _ _ [D] Richard, [Em] _ _ _
who's got the [G] Joker?
I got the poker, because it's poker.
_ [Am] _ Juice is [E] wild, [G] like an only child.
See what you got, _ how much it's in the [Am] pot.
[E] You pay the tip, I'll collect the chip.
[G] _
We got a food house in town tonight.
All the swingers and losers are having a ball.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ The [G] dealer's been dealing me bad hands.
[C] From the bottom of the deck for so [D] long.
I thought the slightest [Em] push.
_ So [D] long, I don't [G] know what to call a [E] check.
But right now I [D] feel like I got a royal flush.
[G] And my lady didn't show from Frisco.
[D] But we [C] had to go all in the show.
Everybody got stoned, I [G] wasn't _ gassed.
You know what it was, what it [C] was, what it is.
[D] You got it from [C] here.
_ [Em] _ _ [G] Oh, [C] Belfast [Bm] cowboy.
What?
[E] What?
Lay [C] your cards on the [D] grave.
What cards?
[Em] _ [G] Oh, Belfast cowboy.
Woo!
[E] Can you call a speedy [G] speed? _
_ _ [E] Oh, _ _ [C] Richard.
[G] Tell me, [Em] tell me, tell [G] me.
Tell [C] me, is this game [D] poker?
_ [Em] _ _ [G] _ [C] Oh, [D] Richard.
What [Em] kind of fool is holding out the joker?
Is [G] it poker [Em] or love?
[G] _ _ [C] Belfast [G] cowboy.
_ [Em] _ _ [G] Lay your [C] cards on [G] the grave.
I'll give you back your [Em] eternal cards.
[G] _ _ [C] Belfast [G] cowboy.
Two [Em] jokers.
Can you call a [G] speedy speed?
Yes, I can.
[E] Oh, _ [D] _ [C] Richard.
Woo!
[Em] _ _ [G] Tell me, is it game [D] poker?
I get gripped [Em] at your heart.
Cards, [C] cards in my [Bm] hand.
And two [Em] jokers.
[E] They don't want to know.
[G] Is it poker, [Em] something? Woo!
[Gm] _ _ [C] Belfast cowboy.
[Bm] She's getting something, [Em] man.
Lay [G] your cards [C] on the grave. What cards?
[D] What cards?
[G] Oh, Belfast cowboy.
[Bm] [Em] Woo!
Can you call a speedy speed?
[G] _
Oh, Richard.
Tell [Em] me, is it game poker?
[Dm] Oh, Richard.
[C] _ _
[D] Woo!
Tell [Em] me, [G] is it game poker?
I [C] get [D] gripped at your heart.
Cards, cards in my [Em] hand.
Oh, Belfast cowboy.
[Dm] Oh, [C] you're the funniest kid about, [G] kid about, kid [Em] about, kid about, kid about, kid about, kid _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Dm] about. [C] Woo!
[D] Woo!
_ [Em] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Is that it or no?
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
That was really good.
That was