Chords for the Ball of Kerrymuir

_ _ _ _ Are you [Eb] enjoying our performance [Db] party so far?
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You know, people have been gathering to party for hundreds, if not thousands of years.
They've [Bb] been writing songs about those parties for just about that long too.
Our next act is going to sing a song [B] about a quaint old [E] song
written about a party that happened in Scotland in the year [Gm] 1412.
So please welcome back to [G] the stage Mr.
Don Allen singing The Ball of Caring Your. _ _
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_ _ [D] _ _ Everyone was there,
[C] A [Bm] wee bit the last season,
Twinkle [G] curly hair,
Singing hoo [D] hey ya last [G] thing,
Hoo [D] hey ya no,
[C] [G] Then hey ya last [D] time again I am too.
Singing hoo hey ya last [G] thing,
Hoo [D] hey ya no,
Then [Bm] hey ya last time again [G] I am _ _ [D] _ [G] too.
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_ I'll be [D] coming back [G] farther,
But very [D] surprised to see,
Four [G] twenty men held a hammer on the tree,
And were dancing in the meadow with our old [D] councilor,
I asked, you fill my [G] head with a [D] map,
I'd want a swish in [G] the pits.
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[G] _ Well the bride was in the parlor,
A snake [D] into the room,
[G] The vagina, not the [D] rectum,
Is the entrance to the womb,
I'm not a sinner in power,
Even bread and honey,
And the king was [G] in the parlor,
[D] Maybe she was [G] in the money.
Singing hoo [D] hey ya last [G] thing,
Hoo [D] hey ya no,
[G] Then hey ya last [D] time again I am too.
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[D] _ _ [G] _ It's the first lady over,
And the second [D] lady back,
And the third [G] lady's sick,
[D] And the fourth lady's back,
And all the ladies back,
And [G] we are [D] so silly to want,
If you're gonna get fond to carry on,
You're gonna get fond [G] to get on,
If you're gonna get fond to carry on,
_ _ _ His grace he was there,
Followed the [D] floor he sat,
On [G] his new set by his new [D] set,
And he captured it in his hand,
[G] The groom was [D] now excited,
And running through the halls,
He was playing [G] on,
And there in the showroom on his lawn,
Singing hoo [D] hey ya last thing,
Hoo hey ya no,
Then hey ya last time again I [G] am too.
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[Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ The [D] village postman he was there,
The poor man had a box,
He couldn't have bought the last,
His boy wanted leather box,
And Jim the smith he was [G] there,
But he's [D] good man good,
For every [G] time he parted,
He built a room with [D] silk. _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ And there was talking [D] in the [G] steamers,
There was [D] talking in the lifts,
[G] You couldn't hear the [D] music,
For the swishing of the [G] plates,
And the [D] big hollow farmer,
Cursed the tiny lad,
Before the acre cornfield,
Completely [G] fucking collapsed,
[D] Hoo hey ya last [G] thing,
Hoo [D] hey ya no,
Then [G] hey ya last time again I am [D] too.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Now the [D] screwing of the master,
[G] [Dm] Screwing down the stair,
[D] You couldn't ask [G] either carpenter,
[D] For a mess of curly [G] hair,
And [D] when the wall was over,
[G] The opinion was expressed,
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Although [G] they liked the music,
The screwing was the best.
[D] Hoo hey ya [G] last thing,
[D] Hoo hey ya no,
[C] Then [D] hey ya last time again I am too.
Hoo hey ya last thing,
Hoo hey ya no,
Then hey ya last time again I [G] am too.
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_ Keep it going for Don Ellen! _ _ _
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_ [Ab] Don's gonna release that song for his American Idol [N] audition.