Chords for The Bacon Brothers - Lefty

[D] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gb] _ _
[G] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Gb] _ [G] _ _ [Gb] Hey, how you guys doing?
_ [G] _ [Ab] Everything _ _
[E] _ okay?
_ [Ab] _ Hotel's alright? _
_ Sorry you guys had to share rooms again. _
_ Well, Kevin and I think since we've been [Gb] having these regular [Ab] band meetings that things are going so much better.
They really are, they really are.
You guys have just been awesome. _ _
_ [G] Frank, we know how hard it is for you not to take calls from Donna during soundcheck.
[Ab] And you've worked so hard at this that [Db] we've _ [Abm] _ decided to give you your phone back.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ Alright, _ _ _ hug it out [E] my brother. _ _ _
_ _ Woo!
[C] _ Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Paul and Joe, [Dbm] _ thanks for the adjustment [N] in the wardrobe.
The stage look is so much better.
So much better, so much better.
You guys rock.
I guess we won't [Ab] be needing these anymore, right? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Okay, uh, Ira, _ we think you're a great guitar player.
[E] Everybody does.
You're the greats.
I mean, the [Ab] double greats.
Even if you weren't a lefty.
I know, even if you weren't a lefty.
Okay, but, um, _ we [E] are the Bacon Brothers.
Yeah, we [Db] are the actual [Ab] brothers.
I mean, we got like the same [E] parents and everything.
It just doesn't really look that good for you to play so much better than we do.
It's not like so much [C] better.
So let me get this straight.
You want me to play worse?
[E] _ Well, [Ab] not necessarily worse, but just a little handicapped.
Yeah, just kind of level the playing field.
[E] Explain, please.
Okay, well let's say you're playing your [Ab] left-handed guitar.
Go ahead, play something.
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_ _ Yeah. _ _ _ _
[G] _ [Ab] Like that, except that you'd be playing one of our right-handed [C] guitars.
[E] You want me to play upside down and [C] righty?
_ _ Yeah.
_ Hand it over.
_ [Bb] _ _
Go ahead.
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_ [Db] _ _ Hey, screw you, man.
Yeah, screw [Ab] you.
It's the same old passive-aggressive stuff.
Passive-aggressive [E] going on.
It's like aggressively passive.
[Ab] You know, _ forget it.
Band meeting's over.
Beat it.
Out, out, out, out.
Everybody out.
[Db] _
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_ _ Couldn't [Ab] we have the vodka?
No.
_ [E] _ Hey, what's up? _
[Bb] Nope, nothing important.
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[B] Here's the thing, man.
It's not that hard.
Look, if he makes it look so easy_ [N] Right hand.
Left hand.
Two together. _ _
Not that hard.
It really isn't.
Hey, is he around? _ _ _
Try it.
Try it.
You try it.
[B] How hard could it be?
You gotta be kidding me.
[Em] _ Damn [Abm] rocket science.
[D] _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ Ow.
It sounds horrible.
Well, you try it.
_ _ [Ab] _ It's not that hard.
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