Chords for The Avett Brothers - Slight Figure Of Speech

From America's Heartland, [F] welcome to the American [C] Budget Shopping Network.
Television home shopping for the budget [C] conscious.
And to showcase all of this with budget bargains, here are your TAB personal shoppers.
This [B] is the American Budget Shopping Network and we are cutting great deals all day long on low quality,
high, no, high quality, very high quality products.
I said low quality, what I meant was low prices, but the quality on these products is high.
Am I getting that right?
I can't wait to make some friends with people that call in
and I do consider us friends a lot of the time.
Sometimes.
So call in, please call us in and get your hands on these beautiful sunglasses.
These are amazing.
I'll tell you what, I'm going to put on a pair right now.
Hey, who am I?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, [A#] na.
I don't know.
Just a cool guy.
_ I'm just kidding.
We're selling knives, folks.
Give us a call at 8- I mean, look who's here with me, Cynthia.
Say Hi, Cynthia.
We brought her in.
Yeah.
We brought her here to demonstrate this cleaning device.
I guess I could have demonstrated,
But it looked pretty weird for a guy to be cleaning up.
Oh
Hello, I just had a great night's sleep here in the great outdoors in this fantastic tent did it rain last night?
I have no idea because this thing is fully
Rainproof people always say I like a tent, but I don't think it's sturdy enough look at okay
Well that's never happened before hang on.
This is nice and sturdy right I can put all my weight on this
This is all my weight folks, and I'm pushing as hard as I can in this tent
I got to figure out what this is what is this?
It's a candy lamp.
It's a blink a black light lamp
Are we on what a fun product well making hamburgers?
_ Hamburgers delicious summertime America 4th of July
We have any of these left because people must be calling like crazy.
We do we do have some left
Just a few though where you calling in from Steve
[E] Columbus Ohio Columbus, Ohio that is great Steve you ready to play the bargain [F] game
Yeah, I guess so ready to play.
Do you know how it's played?
I was watching earlier, okay great pick any letter in the word
[C] bargain a
Hate it when they pick a because there's two a's and bargain.
Oh, yeah, what do we decide to do it with a pick?
Eh, you're not supposed to just don't like it when you pick [E] a hey there better
Not be a rock band in my living room there is I'm kidding
I knew there would be folks these are the a bit brothers, and I'm not kidding
This is one of the most exciting products
I've ever had the opportunity to bring you and we are offering it to you at the incredible bargain price of
995 how can we do that doesn't seem possible where you guys from we're from the Concord, North Carolina
Hey, I'm gonna say a special
Hello to all of our callers out there in North Carolina and Concord and all over the state you guys are terrific
Now none of you are actually brothers is that correct well?
That's what I was told you you are brothers.
[F] Well.
I was misinformed then okay, Odell come on
[G#] Let's get our act together now guys this might sound crazy
But is there any chance I could persuade you to play one of the songs on the album?
Really now that's a true musician always eager to play their song and you came to the right place if you're looking to move some units
Take it away right is that what you say in rock and roll
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] They say you've got to lose a couple fights to win
It's [E] hard to tell from where I'm [A] sitting
They [D] say that this is where the fun began.
I [E] guess it's time that I don't [A] quit _
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[D] That's wide [F#m] open
[E] They come and watch a flea
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[D] Is it all like I was [E] hoping
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[G#] Only you will never [D] change [E] I went and cut my [A] hair
They said don't take your business to [D] the big time.
I [E] bought a stick it there
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[G#] _ _ [F#m] _ [E] Slide figure [A] speech I [D] cut my chest wide [F#m] open
[E] Come and watch a [A] flea
[D] Is it all like I was [E] hoping
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[G#] that was great that was really a wonderful song wasn't it folks and the phones have been lighting up the whole time you guys
Have been playing people are calling to get their hands on this album.
[D#] It's only
995 for vinyl or cassette people if you want to get your hands on this album call us now [F] because time is running out on
This deal you don't have long so give us a call.
Oh gosh.
Geez.
That was great.
Thank you.
Did you have fun?
Boy, you're