Chords for The Arrogant Worms; The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

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[F] everyone here at the [B] neat cafe it's a pleasure to finally get to play here and I know a [G] big
thrill for Mike to play just down the road and for us to [N] see him among his people. _ _ _
_ _ _ Which you're regretting admitting to but _ thanks so much.
Some of them didn't know.
_ _ _ _ [G#] Your sales aren't going up tomorrow.
_ _ [D#] _ But thanks to the fans we hope you have a really great election.
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_ [C] It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun [G]
for you again.
_ [G#] _ But thanks for being here.
We do have a few thousand [A] CDs left.
_ [A#] We really thought this place was bigger.
We did.
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I mean what with like the septic bed is huge.
[D#m] Yeah.
[N] It used to be like stadium size _ urinals.
Yeah.
[C] _ _ Wow.
_ That's [A#] a selling point.
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_ _ Wow.
And Riverview. _ _
_ But thanks very much for being here.
We do have one more song left to go.
We [E] sure do.
And it goes quite a bit [D] like this.
_ _ _ I used to be a [Bm] farmer.
I _ _ _ had a [D] little strength to [A] land along the seedy land.
[D] But times were hard and I tried to make way there.
Some people came up to my [A] land and told me they're [Bm] scared.
I looked very kind and told [Em] the intro, no hurry [B] now that it was [A] locked we just let 20 go.
[Bm] The government they promised me [Em] a measly little sum.
[Bm] But I got [F#] too much pride to [A] end up just another bum.
_ _ _ Then I [G] thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are [F#] gone.
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I'm going to be a pirate _ on [A] the river _ _ [A] Saskatchewan. _ _ _
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[A#] It's a hook.
Oh.
[B] _ _ [F] Ah, I thought it was half a bunny. Way slower. _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ Cause [F#] it's a heap.
Oh, I'm in [G] hell of pain.
[F#] Even me, some part of [A] me and all the other [Bm] grain.
And it's a hoe.
Hey, hey, hey.
Farmers by your doors when you see the jolly.
But you're on the [D] Chinese plain shore. _ _ _ _ _
You think the local [B] farmers would know [D] the time at large.
[G] But [D] just a little day I [A] saw an unsuspecting pirate.
[D] I got buried [B] behind him and made [F#] with him the wife.
I was firing [D] the ship and sinking [C#m] it and I stole the fertilizer.
[B] I've been outside a moose [Em] jaw spanned on my pee river.
[Bm] Farmers crossing so much [A] fear their stomachs are [B] unquivered.
A state of the [Em] tractor's waiting in the bay.
[Bm] I'll jump over to knock [A] them cold and bail up a stair.
Hey, _ _ [Bm] cause it's a heap.
Oh, [G] I'm in hell of pain.
Even me, some part of [A] me and all the other grain.
[B] And it's a hoe.
Hey, hey, hey.
[D] Farmers by your [G] doors when you see the jolly.
[F#] But you're on the Chinese plain [D] shore. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well, _ Melty Bobby chased me.
He was always at my throat.
He pulled along the [A] shoreline, but he didn't own a [D] boat.
Put that back for a coming and about he lost his jaw.
But now he's sailing with me [F#m] and he calls me salty Bob.
A [Bm] swinging sword, a scum and bones, a [Em] pleaseant company.
[Bm] I'd never pee, might keep [A] the taxes through the acres, see.
[Bm] You don't just ask her [Em] to the Caribbean Sea
[Bm] If you wanna reach the Co [A]-op, boy, you gotta get by me
[Bm] And that's a he
Ho, [G] hey, ho, coming down with things
See Louisa, Buddy, [A] and all the other gang
I [Bm] ain't Mr.
Ho, hey, hey, [C#] hey
Pirate [G] by your doors when you see [D] the Charlie
But you're on the [Bm] Chinese plain shores
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Arrgh!
Arrgh, you salty dog!
Arrgh, you salty cat!
Arrgh, you salty moose!
Arrgh, you salty wabba-playa!
They can be a little salty, yeah, they are, except me
_ Well, pirates are nice and [E] appealing
But they don't just find it here
I heard that in [A] Alberta there's a band of [D] buccaneers
They roam the Yacht-a [B]-laska and live [D] to form a gang
And you're bound to lose your [F#m] stetson
If you have to pass their way
[Bm] Well, the wind's very bad coming
And it chill as in the breeze
My pirate knees are over [B] once the river starts to freeze
I was back in springtime and now I've got to go
[Bm] I hear there's lots of [A] plunderers down in New Mexico _
Cause [Bm] that's the heat, ho, hey, [G] ho
Coming down with things
See Louisa, [A] Buddy, and all the other gang
I [B] ain't Mr.
Ho, hey, [G] hey, hey
Pirate by your doors when you see the Charlie
But you're on the Chinese [D] plain shores
Cause [B] that's the heat, ho, hey, ho
Coming [N] down with things
See Louisa, Buddy, and all the other gang
I ain't Mr.
Ho, hey, hey, hey
Farmers by your doors when you see the Charlie
But you're on the [Dm] great China's [Gm] mighty shore
When you [B] see the Charlie
But [G] you're on the great _ [D] China's mighty shore _ [E] Great _ China's _ [Bm] Shore _ _ _
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