Chords for The Ara Ara that killed 2,000,000 viewers, they said

_ Yo, I wanna tell you something. _ _
Come on, show some excitement, say something.
Something.
Okay, so there is a video on YouTube.
It says that there is an Ara Ara video that killed 2 million people.
Can you believe that?
By hearing the Ara Ara?
Yes!
Now, that's not possible and I don't really wanna know about it.
Dude, you gotta watch it.
Here, I type it for you.
No, no, please don't.
I don't wanna watch it.
It's amazing.
And you know what?
We both have to try it.
Please, no, please, please.
No, Charlie, stop.
That's not pitch [Gm] perfect.
_ Ara Ara, do itashimashite.
[N] Well, I'm still alive.
How about you, Charlie?
Yo, Charlie!
_ _ Take [G] this. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Bro, are you kidding me?
No, I'm that serious.
By the way, the Ara Ara sound is in A flat major.
Trust me, I have pitch perfect.
Okay, bye bye.
What?
I'm just gonna [N] try it.
Ara [Eb] Ara, _ [Ab] do itashimashite. _
[Bb] Ara [Eb] Ara, _ [Ab] do [Am] itashimashite.
Oh crap, he's [Db] right.
[Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] Oh, you guys want me to do Ara Ara?
Fine.
I'll give you Ara Ara.
_ [Fm] _ _
Ahem.
[Db] Ara [Ab] Ara, do _ itashimashite.
_ [Bbm] [Fm] Ara [Eb] Ara, [Ab] do itashimashite.
_ Hi, [G] honey.
I'm gonna make your [Ab] hair black.
_ That's fine. _ _ _ _
_ [Bbm] _ [Eb] _ _ You're looking at the ribbon, right?
[Fm] Yeah, [Eb] it's very pretty. _ _
_ _ Ara Ara. _ _ _
[Ab] Yeah, I'm sure you guys are [Eb] looking at the [Ab] ribbon. Ara Ara.
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