Chords for Terry Allen - The Beautiful Waitress (Official Audio)

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_ _ _ _ Well, _ [D] _
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_ _ _ _ it's not silly _ when _ [D] she brings you [A] your chili _ _ _
_ _ _ To grab a cracker _ _ and [D] distract her with a crunch
_ _ A cracker crunch
_ _ Because you'll only [D] see [A] her _ once _ _ _ Only this one time at lunch
_ _ _ And she might as well see you _ too _
[D] Ah, it's the last _ _ time _ _
_ You're passing [A] through _ _
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_ And it's not _ rude _ when [D] she takes away [A] your food
To _ _ _ _ _ touch her fingers _ and [D] let them linger a while
With [A] your loneliness and the cracker crunch
_ _ _ Because you'll only _ touch her _ once _ _ _ Only this [D] one [A] time at lunch _
_ _ And she might as well touch you _ too
_ Ah, it's the last time _ _ _ _ _ _
You're passing _ _ through _ _
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Yes, it's not strange _ when [D] she _ brings you your [A]
change
_ To _ _ _ bend down and kiss her _ _ [D] and whisper you'll miss her forever
_ _ Mmm, a cracker crunch _ _
Because you'll only _ [A] love her _ once _ _ Only [D] this one time at [A] lunch _ _
And she might as well [D] love you [A]
too
_ Ah, it's the [D] last time _
_ _ _ _ _ You're passing through
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_ A waitress asked me what I did _
I told her [Bm] I tried to make [A] art _
She asked me if I made any money
I said, no, I have to teach [D] to do that
[A] She asked me what I taught and where
_ I told her _
She told me she liked art, but that she couldn't draw a straight line _
[D] _ [A] I told her if she could reach for something and pick it up
She could draw a line that was straight enough _ _ _
[B] She said she wasn't interested in that [A] kind of drawing
[D] But it always liked horses
[A] _ _ _ I said I did too, but they are hard to draw
_ She said yes, that was very true
Said she could do the body [D] okay
[A] But never get the head, tail, or legs
_ _ I told her she was drawing sausages, _ not horses _
[D] She [A] said no, _ _ they were horses _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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