Chords for Tenacious D - Sasquatch live (HD)

Dude?
Yeah. _ _ _ _
_ Okay, I'm gonna officially say it's ten times harder to rock in hell.
It's ten times harder, did you notice that?
_ Do you know why, Cage?
_ _ Uh, cause it's hotter?
No, cause we're so far down.
It's the opposite of altitude, _ it's undertude.
We got like the fucking bends, basically, we got the bends, bitch.
That's why I can't fucking perform up to my maximum capacity.
You look a little beat.
There's no way I'm gonna make it through the set _ unless_
Hey, Demon Guitar Tech, hook me up, brother.
Yeah.
_ Larry.
Larry, my Demon Guitar Tech, thank you, brother.
_ Thank you. _ _
He hooks me up with the shiitake mushrooms. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You're gonna have mushrooms right now?
Shiitake mushrooms.
_ [Gb] I don't_
What?
What's wrong with shiitake?
They don't have any protein, I don't think it's gonna give you anything_
_ These taste like ass.
_satisfying.
_cold.
Ow.
_ I think I got a bad batch.
Larry, _ where did you get these?
Did you pick these fresh?
[Em] _ _ _ I'm gonna eat 17 more, though, cause I need the nourishment.
_ _ [E] _ _ _
_ Ha ha ha [E] ha ha ha ha ha. _
I need the nourishment.
[B] _ _ _ _
I [Dm] need the _ [Em] nourishment. _ _
_ _ Nourishment.
[B] _ _ _
It's fucking juicy.
_ _ [E] _ In here.
_ _ How [B] come it's a botanical garden all of a sudden?
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ Ha ha [D] ha ha ha ha.
It's the botanical [B] garden.
_ [E] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
_ Oh, [B] Sons of Evil!
_ _ [C] _ _ What are you doing out here?
I was just [B] wandering around your awesome botanical garden.
_ [B] Oh, it's not my [E]
botanical garden.
It's [B] _ everybody's.
You're so awesome, I love [C] you.
_ I love you too, J.B.
_ [B] You're an awesome rocker.
Can I be a [E] Sasquatch too? _
_ You already are.
[B] _ You're my son, J.B.
_ [G] My little [C] baby son.
No way!
[B] _ Ha ha ha ha.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] La la la.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ La la la.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ La la la.
_ _ [B] _ _ La la la.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
La la la.
[D] La la la.
La [B] _
la _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ la.
[D] La la la.
_ [B] _
Come on baby, [G] let's go. _ _
To where the [D] raindrops flow. _ _
Cause where [G] we really wanna go.
Come on, come on, let's [D] go.
Now it's already [G] here.
Here we go, here we go, [C] here we go.
Ooh la la [G] la.
Ooh papa [D] gay.
Ooh he's my [G] papa's house.
_ _ [C] Ooh la la [G] la.
Ooh papa gay.
[D] Ooh he's my [G] _
papa's house. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] Here we go, here we go, here [C] we go.
Ooh la la [G] la.
Ooh papa [D] gay.
Ooh he's my [G] papa's house.
_ [C] _ Ooh la la [G] la.
Ooh papa gay.
[D] Ooh he's my [G] papa's house.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
Now [D] we're the Sasquatch [Bb] High.
Even Mr.
[A] Nonsight.
He's got shiny [G] diamonds.
[Bb] And his [F] bathroom projects.
_ [A] _ Half man and [G] half machine.
[Bb] On the cover [F] of a [Am] magazine.
Bigfoot is my [Gm] daddy.
[G] He's got to protect me.
_ [Am] _ Look into [D] the Sasquatch [Bb]
eye.
And you [F] know the Sasquatch.
[A] _ _ Sasquatch is [G] my daddy.
[Bb] He's got to protect [A]
me.
These lyrics [Gm] don't make [Bb] sense.
I think about [F] me every day.
[Am] Daddy and me is my [Gm] papa.
And [F] he's got to protect.
[Am] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Sasquatch.
Sasquatch.
[G] _ _
_ Sasquatch.
We know your [Am] legend's _ _ _ _ _ _ real. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Sasquatch.
_ [G] _ _ _ _
_ We know your love is [Am] real. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Sasquatch.
_ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] You _ _ [G]
and _ Tenacious D.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ You are _
_ _ _ [B] free. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _