Chords for Tenacious D Roadie Lyrics

_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
Well it's 3pm, time to [Em] lug the gear, got to get it on the stage
My [A] muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will [E] save the day _
When I check the mic, I fucka [Em] check the mic, I fucka checka checka one two three
I [A] plug it in, I make it sound as [E] good as can be
Cause the rockers rock but the roadies [B] roll Gotta take the mic, I guess I take [D] control
Gotta get that shit up on that [E] fuckin' stitch _
Because the roadie knows what the roadie [B] knows And the roadie knows that he wears black [D] clothes
And he hides off in the shadows [E] off the stage _
[C] Because the _ roadie [A] looks a thousand miles [E] with his eye eyes
_ _ _ And [C] when the crowd roars, [A] brings a tear drop to the [E] roadie's eye eyes
Tears of pride, _ [C] because he brought you the show
[A] But you will never know, [C] he's changing the strings
[A] While hiding in the wings, [C] no matter _ _ [A] _ how the show [B] must go on _ _ _ _
Then a beautiful girl comes to me, she says hey can I suck on your dick
[D] I say yes, I [E] am in love _
She quickly says, I suck on your dick, can you give me that backstage pass
I [D] do not want your roadie, I want Cage's show
Oh, [C] I'm standing at the threshold [A] of your dreams _
[C] Without me there'd be no sound [A] from those eyes _ _
[C] Without me there'd be no lights [A] on the stage
But you don't [E] apply for me
_ _ No, I [C] am the roadie
_ [A] I'm some warrior searching [E] for his soul
_ No, _ I [C] am the roadie
[A] I _ make the [E] rock go _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[C] Roadie, _ _ [A] _ _ _
[C] roadie, _ roadie
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _