Chords for Tenacious D - Double Team Acoustic HQ lyrics

_ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[B] _ [Em] It's been an [C] amazing podcast.
_ [E] You know, nothing [G] _ _
[B] [E] stirs up the _ _ [C]
sexual juices like [E] an incredibly creative [Em] podcast. _
[B] _ _ _ [Em] I just [C] _
_ _ [E] _ need to [G] make love.
[B] _ _ [Em] I'd like to make love to [C] every single listener of this [E] podcast, if [G] only it were [B] possible.
_ [Em] I'd like to fuck the whole [C] nation, _ [E] if it were physically [G] possible.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ How's it going?
[C] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [G] How's it [B] going?
Are you flowing?
[Em] Oh, listen, honey.
[C] _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [G]
[B] Showing.
Growing.
[Em] Oh, man, I'd like to place my [C] hand upon your fucking sexy [E] ass and squeeze.
_ [G]
[B] Squeeze.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _
[B] [E] And make it _ out of the side hatch.
The oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're grooving.
Put on [G] a cool 70s groove.
[A] A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
_ [A] Funky groove to [B] fuck too.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[B] Me and KJ, [E] it's all about sex supreme.
He likes to bring me.
How do you gather the butter down?
But you guys are all for your snitch.
Put on a boogie girl.
_ _ [B] You step into our room.
[A] And then you smell of [E] puma.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your [B] hip.
It's KJ with the feather and the French.
A tinkle-a-little-bit-the-heat that fuels.
And then you feel something down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB.
I'm sucking upon your toes.
Need a man sucking [D] on.
_ _ _ [E] Good luck finding a boyfriend [D] who sucks toes now.
_ _ [C] Having [B] sex with me and KJ.
[C] Now you're a double [A] team.
Supreme.
_ _ _ _ [G] _
[A] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _
[A] _ Oh.
_ _ [C] _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [D] Oh.