Chords for Tenacious D - Classical Teacher HQ

_ _ _ _ Hey cage _
Jables, how goes it man?
It's good.
It's good.
I've been thinking a lot about it and I
Just want us to be the best fucking band in the world.
Oh, yeah
There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.
Well, it's true.
I agree with it.
I mean what it would be
Yeah, we're really good.
We're like almost as good as Arcade Fire.
[C] Fuck that.
Yeah, we got to leave those fuckers in the dust
What would he all those fucking youngsters got a fucking lick our boot or fuck it?
You know what I mean?
Yeah
Well, how do we do that though? _ _ _ _ _
Did you need to fucking have some lessons?
What?
No, you're really good, but you got to expand your game
_ Lessons, you know how Kobe in the offseason [Ebm] would go and like learn if I can you know
The Texas two-step or something to add [G] to his arsenal.
That's true.
That's true
Well, I just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
Really and I I hope you're not pissed off at me, but I went ahead and hired a dude _
Yeah, yeah, no, what do just give it a chance?
[N] Don't like I swear if you don't like it, we'll fucking fire his ass.
He's out.
Who is this guy?
I know Felix char.
Oh wait, _ he's from Spain and he is the best
I got him from the fucking London Philharmonic.
I just I don't know him.
It seems weird
Would you spend a minute with him?
Okay.
All right, I'll spend the main right outside.
I'm sending him in.
Okay _ _ _ _
I _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Hello, _ uh, hi, I am Felix char.
Hi _ Felix.
Yeah
_ Jack has asked me to spend some time with you
_ _ One on one
So while Jackie's outside
We will work on your technique
Okay, I see you pick up.
Is this your guitar?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got right.
It is a fender
Is this a fender?
Oh, well, it's a Gibson.
Yes a Gibson.
Yes made by the same
_ _ _ _ Manufacturer pick that please.
Can you pick it up?
Okay _ _ _ _
You pick it up from the neck this is not the way you pick up I get that just picked it up
Hey, _ _ you _ _ pick it up from the body.
Okay the what the body Oh the body body
I'm sorry about [F] my accent.
I didn't know I didn't know listen to me
I want to you to play like it is a woman you go and play the guitar now
_ _ Okay, no, no, no, no, no your fingers your fingers to tight.
They're too tight.
Yes.
[C] Let me get behind you _ _
Put my finger on your finger
Then you [N] can feel
_ _ _ Fingers I put my my finger on your mouth on your lips _ _
_ Hey
_ Don't play like an orgasm.
I'm just what Phyllis do feel that Oh God.
This is really weird, man
That's my cock what is my cock in your butt?
Oh god.
Hey, you feel it.
No, I'm going to touch your car
Let me touch your penis feet.
It's me.
It's
It's JB.
God, there's no Felix.
What are you doing?
I'm fucking waking you up
Well, I'm trying to shake your foundation by touching me with fucking touching your penis, whatever _
That's all I'm saying, dude.
I'm making a point.
Let's get fucking serious.
Let's get fucking physical
All _ _ _ _ right, let's take it from the top _ _