Chords for Tenacious D - Beelzeboss LIVE AT ROCK AM RING 2012

Shush for one moment.
_ There's something wrong with our electric guitar player.
Something wrong with Coen's? _
_ _ Look at him.
[G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ It's like he's got a tonic or something.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] What's wrong with him?
[Am] _ _ _ _
[Abm] Do you hear that creepy sound?
I [N] do.
It's like a theremin.
It can only mean one thing.
He's possessed.
_ Possessed?
_ _ By who?
By Satan of [Em] course!
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_ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [G] _ [A] _
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_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ You're free! _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[A] You're _ _ _ _ _ a fucking [E] _ shit motherfucker! _
_ [A] _ [Bb] You're free!
If [Em] I try to hit you, _ [A] _ you'll [Dm] die!
You'll die!
[Em] You're a fucking [Bb] liar!
[A] I'll [Bb] be the bitch and now [A] you [Eb] shall go die!
[B] _ _
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_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ Bitch you [G] motherfucker!
_ _ _ _ We _ [D] challenge you to [A] a locker! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ [G] _ _ Give us [D] one chance to walk [A] your side.
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ [Em] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
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even [Gbm] _ [B] Cobra _ Leslie
[D] He climbed you [B] off of chess
_ _ [D] He burned all [A] your dirt [E] once _ _ again _ _ _ _ _ _
If we win, _ you must _ change
_ [Am] Sorry I stuck [Bm] you _ here
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_ And I'm sure you will [A] have [F] [C] to [G] pay [A] our rent _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ And what if I _ _ win?
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_ _ _ [Bm] [G] Then you can take Cage back to hell
Well that sounds like a fair deal.
What?
Trust me Cage, _ it's the only way _ _ _
To _ be a little _ _ bitch [B] _ Fine! _
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[C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Db] _ _ [E] _ [Eb] _
[G] _ _ [Gb] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] I'll do [Db] [G] whatever I want, whatever
[B] _
I can do _ whatever _ [C]
I want, whatever
Sex [D] is [Dbm] great, [Em] it's fucking [Bm] amazing
I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the devil, I can do what I want
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_ _ _ I'm on the [Gb] floor, _ the devil be the rock I'm _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ singing
_ _ [B] I can't [Bm] wait to take Cage back to [D] hell
I'm full of feeling with my hot kid again
[Gb] _
I'm gonna be sweet like a Charlie Smith [B] for now
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [D] No! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] Come on Kyle!
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_ _ _ [Dm] Let's fight his music [E] with our music! _ _ _
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_ _ There's [Gm] just no way that we can win
_ That [Bb] was a masterpiece
Listen to me
He rocks too [D] hard because he's not a [Gm] mortal man
God damn it Cage
_ He's gonna make you his sex slave
_ [Bb] You're gonna gobble me in the ass
_ Unless [D] we bust a massive _ monster [Gm] mama _ jam _ Hmm _
We've built him so much shit _
_ _ [Eb] _ Chuck deactivated lasers with my dick
_ [Bb] Now it's time to blow this fucker [D] _ _ _ down
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
Paul, can you tell it's time to blow Joe [Eb] down?
I hear you J [Bb]-Bone tell it's time [F] to blow Joe [Gm] down
Light up the stage cause it's time for a _ [Eb] showdown
We'll lend you all of [F] that little ticket of brown
[G] Now it's time to blow this [Eb] fucker down
He's gonna [Bb] relieve me [F] and I'm gonna [Gm] go down
Hit my cage cause it's time to
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_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ We [G] are the glacier, we [D] are the boss, we [Bb] are the witness
_ [D] _ _ We're [G] running down the line, we're [D] going to win
We [Bb] shall not pursue, _ _ [D] _ _ you [G] won't be from there
We [D] are the dream, you [Bb] are the dark
_ _ [F] _ _ [G] We are the _
[Bb] dream, _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Eb] we are [G] the dream, _ _ [D] _
_ [Eb] we [E] are the dream
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We'll beat the devil, [C] yeah, we'll kick his [G] fucking ass
_ _ He tried to eat our soul, [C] he tried to have [G] the glass
_ _ He bites and bites it and he [C] holds us [G] fucking _ _ _ ramps
We hear the devil [C] now, his cock is open, tell [G] me I'm right _ _
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