Beelzeboss Chords by Tenacious D

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[C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ Stop it, _
[A] _ Adam!
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I _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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am _ complete!
[Am] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ BRAH! _ _ _ _
_ _ Jess!
Oh fuck, [Am] ship out of luck!
[Bb] _ [A] Now I'm [E] complete and my cock will suck!
This world will be mine, and your bird's in line!
[Am] You bought me the [Bb] zone and now [Em] you shall [Eb] both starve!
[B] _ _ Wait, [D] _ _ wait, _ [Gb] _ _ wait you [G] motherfucker!
_ _ _ _ We [D] challenge you to [A] a rock-off!
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Give us [D] one chance to [A] rock your socks _ off! _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [N] Fuck!
_ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] The demon [Gb] cult [Bm] prevents me from [G] declining [Gb] a rock [Bm]-off challenge! _
_ [Dm] What _ [Gb] [Am] are your _ terms [E] worth the cash? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ If we win, _ you must take your [Am] _ sorry ass back to [E] hell!
_ _ _ _ And also you [F] will have [C] to [G] pay our [A] _ rent! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And what if I win? _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] You can take Cage back to hell! _ _
What?
Trust me Cage, it's the only way!
What the fuck are you talking about?
_ To be your _ [C] _ little_ _ [Bm] Fine!
_ Let the rock-off begin! _
[C] _ _ [Bm] _ [D] _ [Db] _ [E] _ _ [Eb] _
[G] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ [Bm] I'm the [Db]
[E] devil, [Gm] I love [Bm] metal! _ _ _
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[B] Checking [D] this [Db] riff, [E] it's [Eb] [G] fucking [Bm] tasty!
_ _ I'm _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ the devil, I can do what I [D] want!
_ Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt!
[Gb] _ There's never been a rock-off that I've [Bm] ever lost!
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I can't wait to take Cage back to hell!
[D] _ I'm gonna fill him with my demon's tail!
[Gb] I'll make him swill like a scarlet [Bm] pimple nail! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Come _ _ on Cage, bring the thunder! _
There's just [G] no way that we [Gm] can win, that [Bb] was a masterpiece!
Listen to me!
He rocks [D] too hard because he's not a [G] mortal man!
God damn [Gm] it Cage!
He's gonna [G] make you his [Gm] sex slave!
[Bb] You're gonna gargle mayonnaise!
No!
[D] Unless we bust a massive monster [G] mammoth jam!
_ _ [Gm] Dude, _ [G] we've been through [Gm] so much shit!
[Eb] _
_ Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[Bb]
Now it's time to blow this [D] fucker _ down!
_ _ _ _ [G] Come on Cage, now it's time to blow doors [Eb] down!
I hear your [Bb] jibbles, now it's time [F] to blow doors [Gm] down!
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a [Eb] showdown!
We'll bend you over, [Bb] then [F] we'll take it up round [G] town!
Now we got to blow this [Eb] fucker down!
He's gonna rape [Bb] me if we do [F] not blow doors [G] down!
Come on Cage, cause [Gm] it's time to blow me [Eb] down!
I'll drag [Bb] it, [F] it's time for a _ [G] _ bath!
[D] The Elder Boss, [Bb] we know your weakness!
[D] We _ _ [Gm] rock the catwalk and [D] blow your mind!
We [Bb] will defeat you for [D] all mankind!
_ You [Gm] hold the set, we [D] hold the key!
You [Bb] are the devil, we [F] are the D!
[G] We are the D, we [D] are the D, we [Bb] are the D, we [F] are the D, we [Gm] are the D, we [D] are the D, we [Bb] are the D, we [F] are the D, we [G] are the D, we are the D, we [D] are the D, we are the D!
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _
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_ _ _ You [N] got my fucking lame!
Come on Cage, you're coming with [G] me! _ _
Taste my lightning, _ fucker! _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ Fucking whore! _
Oh no!
From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete [C] again!
No!
[B] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Dbm] _
_ _ [Em] Fuck [Eb] you Cage, [Gm]
and fuck [D] you [G] tables! _ _
I'll get you Tenacious D! _ _
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