Teeth Like Gods Shoeshine Chords by Modest Mouse

_ [Gm] _ [A] _ [G] _ [F#m] _ _ [G] Put [F#m] the top to your shit, yeah, [G] yeah.
[A] You're the fucking scott, not damn.
Well I can't fuck with folks, I can't.
[G] You [A] know that I can't, well.
[G#] _
[D] _ _ [G] Put [A] the top to your shit, yeah, yeah.
You're the [G] fucking [F#] scott, not damn.
[G] Well [A] I can't fuck with folks, I can't.
[G] You [F#m] know that I can't.
_ [G] _ [F#m] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] And he said, I am not [G] allowed [F#m] for stranger.
I'll give you nine, [G] you're an old [A] friend's drink.
You don't burn me [G] and the other [F#m] chiefs.
They don't burn you [G#] and the other [A] chiefs.
[F#] Well, [D] I'm real [A] sick of [F#] it.
[G] Fuck with [A] what's here, not even the length [G] of [F#m] your chair.
Pop [G] that corvette down [A] on the parallel aisle.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] Might be [F#m] wrong, but yeah, [G] yeah, take [F#m] it long.
And when, [G] when I've [F#m] been wrong, then I feel fifty [A]-five miles.
That trail, [G] yeah, I'm [A] on it.
That place to the canine, that's it.
I said, uh-oh.
[G] _ [F#m] I said, uh [D]-oh.
Uh [A] _ [G] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] _ _
[F#m] _ _ -oh.
If [G] you could [A] compact your conscience.
[F#m] _ Uh-oh.
[G] And you [A] might.
_ _ [F#m] _ Uh-oh.
If [G] you could [A] bottle a zella, you might.
[F#m] Uh-oh.
And [G] you [A] might.
_ [F#m] _ Uh-oh.
If [G] you could compact [A] your conscience, [G] sell [F#m] it, save it for another time.
You [G] know you [A] might have to use it.
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[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [B] _ _ [A] And the television's [G] on.
_ _ [Bm] _ _
Go [A] to the grocery store.
[G#] Buy some new [Bm] friends and find [B] out.
You're the [A] canine.
[G] The end and the best of it.
[B] Well, you need a [A] lot of what you got to [G] survive. _ _ _ _
[B] _ [Bm] _ [A] Here's the man with [G] teeth like a shoe.
Shiny [Bm] sparkles, _ [A] shimmers, [G] _ shines.
_ _ _ [Bm] _
[A] Let's all [G] have another orange.
[Bm] Juliet's fixer [A]-upper, standing in [G] line. _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ The [A] mall, fire, [G] the zoo, to me.
Those [Bm] towns, well, so long.
[A] _ Farewell.
[G] Goodbye. _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [A] _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [B] _ [Em] Take a bow.
[G] _ _
[B] Rise up, don't [A] run.
Nowhere [G] to hide [Em] anymore.
You can be a [A] saint if [G] you try.
Try to wipe yourself, but not now or not now, not ever, anyway.
_ _ [B]
[A] Take a bow [G] for the sad, very [E] happy effect on the world deep down [D] inside. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ [D] Or you can add [E] it up and give it to me and the sick.
Now [A] you've found the doctor and it's all within.
All [Bm] within.
All.
_ _ _ _ [B] And it's [F#] all.
_ _ _ _ Or you can add it up and give it to me [G] and the sick.
Give [F#] it to me.
Come on, join the [G] ride.
This is the end [F#] of it. _ _ _ _
And [E] it's all. _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ [C#] _ [A] _ [C#] _ [D] _
[Bm] _ [A] Here's the man [G] with teeth like a shoe.
_ [Bm] Shining [A] sparkles, shimmers, _
[G] shines.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[A] Let's all have [G] another orange.
Julius, [Bm] _ fixer-upper, [A] standing [G] in line. _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] The mall, fire, [G] the zoo, to me.
Those [Bm] towns, well, so long.
[A] _ Farewell.
[G] Goodbye. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ And the [Em] telephone goes off.
_ _ _ [E] Pick [A] her up, steam her up, [E] try to meet [D]
hands and find out.
[A] Well, you can add it [E] up and give [D#] it to me and the best [D] of it.
[D#] _ [E] _ _ [F] _
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ [Bm] Ha [A] ha ha.
[G] _ _ _ [B] _ [A] Take a [Em] bow [G] for the wild, [B] enjoy your [A] round now.
No more [G] teeth, uh-uh, [Em] anymore.
Give it to me and [A] send [G] me some, I'll write you down.
And not now or [Em] not now, not [G] ever, anyone.
Uh-uh-uh.
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_ _ [D] Uh _ -uh-uh.
Uh _ [G] _ [F#m]-uh-uh.
[Bm]
Uh-uh [G]-uh.
Uh-uh [D#]-uh.
Uh-uh-uh.
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