Chords for Taken From A County Jail/I've Got a Little List

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Taken from the county _ _ jail _ _ by a set of curious _ _ chances
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Liberated then on [Fm]
bail _ _ _ [B] on mere _ _ _ [C] _ _
recognizances _ _ _
[F] Lofted by a fav [C]'rin _ gale, _ _ [G] as one sometimes is [C] in trances
_ _ _ To a height that few [Db] can _ _ scale
_ [Bb] Saved by long and [D] weary _ [Eb] _
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Surely never _ had [Eb] a male _ _ _ [Dbm]
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_ _ [Abm] So _ [B] adventure us a [E] tale _ which [Bb] may rank with most _
[Ebm] _ _ _ promances _
_ Taken from the _ _ _ _ _ _ county [Eb] jail by a set of curious chances
Liberated then [Ab]
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adventure _ us a _ _ _ tale
Ti [Eb]-pa, _ _ _
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[C] ti _ _ _ -pa, [Fm] to the Lord _ _ [Cm]
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[Eb] Ti-pa, _ _ _ [Bb]
ti _ -pa, [Eb] to the Lord _ _ _ my rescue _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Professionally, _ I am happy to think that there will be no shortage of people
Whose loss _ will be a distinct gain _ to society _ at large
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_ [Bb] As some days may happen that a victim must be found
I've [Eb] got a little list, I've got a little list
Of [Bb] society _ offenders who might well be _ [Eb] underground
And who never would [Bb] be missed, they never would be missed
_ [Gm] There's weightlifters and _ bodybuilders, [Fm] people of that sort
[F] Bank robbers who retire to Spain the minute they get caught
[Bb] Bishops who don't believe in [Eb] God, chief constables who do
[G] All people who host chat shows and the guests, what's on them too?
_ [Db] And customs men who fumbling [E] through your underwear [D] insist
I [Bb] don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed
He's got a [Eb] little [Bb] list, he's got a little list
And they're none of [Ab] them [Bb] in this, they're _ _ _
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[D] _ _ There's the people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rolf
[Eb] And the _ _ gynecologist, _ I've got him on the list
[N] All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf
They never would be missed, they never would be [Gm] missed
All waitresses who make you wait, _ [Ab] accountants of all [Bb] kinds
And _ actresses who kiss and tell and [C] wiggle their behinds
And poncy little singers who to entertain _ astray
By dressing up like women and by singing far too high
_ [Dbm] And who on [Bb] close observance [D] must be either stoned or pissed
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I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed
_ He's got a little list, _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
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[Ab] _ _ [Eb] they're none _
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_ [Bb] _ of them in this
There's the beggars who write letters from the inland _ revenue
[Eb] And the gossip _ columnist, _ I've got him on the list
All critics and comedians [Bb] and opera singers too
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
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All traffic wardens, _ [Ab] bankers, men who sell Venetian _ [C] blinds
All _ advertising chappies and Australians of all kinds
_ _ _ And nasty little editors whose papers are the pits
Who fill their racks [G] with gossip and with huge and _ [Cm] _ _ [N] floppy_rich _
_ [A] _ _ And girls who sell [Dm] the stories of [D] the Tories they have kissed
[Eb] But you must have got [Bb] the gist, _ there's none of them be missed
You may [Gm] put them on the list, you may put them [Eb] on the list
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