Doublewide Chords by Supersuckers

_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm gonna tell you [Db] _
[A] a story _ [B] _ _ _ about a girl who was born blind and never saw the light of day.
_ _ _ _ _ She's [Db] _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ got a beat up car, but blocks in my yard
Got a beat up wife, that I [Bb] hate [B] too hard
She's been throwing tears, nothing make women laugh
Everything I own's pretty [Ab] now
[Gb] _ Rats at my feet, I wanna tear them in half
Yeah, I ain't like sweet, _ [B] type of wife _
I _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _
_ _ [A] _ [B] _ could turn it to something, but I'm big and dense
I'm the son of a bastard and the son of a bitch
Everything's okay, I got it under control
I'm just a dead tank in a new [Abm] [Gb] hole
I got something to say, but deep inside
I've got a fever, baby [B] Dumb wife _ _
_ _ Dumb _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
wife _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [C] Dumb
Go _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ get _
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [C] _ _ my fever pen, or go [Dm] get me my [C] brew
Gather all the kids so [Am] they can have one [C] too
Tell them God is known and children's innocence
Follow all the stewards here
_ [G] I never ever did nothing, I had to deny
I've got a fever, I'm just a dumb wife [C] Dumb wife _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [C] Dumb wife _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[Eb] _ Dumb [Cm] wife
_ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ Yeah
_ _ [Dm] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _