Sunday Papers Chords by Joe Jackson

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Mother doesn't go out [E] anymore, _ _ [A] just sits at home and rolls [E] her spastic eyes.
[A] But every [D] [E] weekend through the door, _ _ _
[C#m] [E] come words of wisdom from the world outside.
[C#] If you wanna know about the bishop [G#] and the [C#] actress, _ _ [G#m]
[C#] if you wanna know how to be a star,
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[C#m] if you wanna know about the [G#] stains on the [C#] mattress, you [E] can read it in the [A] Sunday papers, _ _ _ _ _ Sunday papers.
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[A] Mother's wheelchair stays out [E] in the hall, _ _ [A] why should she go out [E] when the TV's on?
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_ Whatever moves beyond these walls, _ _ she'll [A] know the facts when [E] Sunday comes along.
[C#] If you wanna know about the mad punk fuckers, _ [G#m] _
[C#m] if you wanna know how to play guitar,
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[C#m] if you wanna know about any other suckers, [A] you can read it in the Sunday papers, _ [E] _ _ [A] _
read it in the Sunday papers.
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Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, don't [C#m] get no [E] lies.
Sunday papers, gotta raise objections, Sunday papers, ain't [C#m] got no [B] eyes.
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Brother's heading that [E] way now I guess, [A] _ _
he just read something, made his face turn blue. _
Well I got nothing against the press, _ _
[C#m] they [E] wouldn't print it if it wasn't true.
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[C#] If you wanna know about the gay politician, _ _ [G#m] _
[C#] if you wanna know how to drive your car,
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[C#] if you wanna know about the new sec position, _ [C#m] you can read it in Sunday [D] [A] papers, [E] _ read it [A] in the Sunday papers.
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Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, [C#m] don't get no [E] lies.
Sunday papers, gotta raise objections, Sunday papers, ain't got no [Bm] eyes.
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Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, don't get no lies.
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